Very rarely do i have to turn the radio off......

Freeman

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due to hearing such a crap song i can't stand it anymore...........

These must be the worst lyrics i've ever heard, and probably the most cringe worthy song ever. Is Robbie Williams having a laugh? I can see him one night spending 1 hour on this song and then laughing the following week when thousands of people are listening to it and paying for it while he sits back and watches the money roll in.


"Do the rudebox, Shake your rudebox x4

Ok then back to basics grab your shell toes and your fat laces
A little hand clap for some funk faces
and make your body move in the following places
goes up your back and then down your spine and when it hits your head

Ok then back to baseheads dance like you just won at the special Olympics
I got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship, so sick I just had to take it
The R.U.D.E.B.O.X. up yer jacksy, split yer kecks sing a song of semtex, pocket full of durex body full of mandrex
Are we gonna have sex (yes) will you wear your knee socks (ohh) back to the rudebox

Got this double fantasy where we just never stop,
I've got one design and that's to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind there's only one thing you will find
I got one design and that's to bump you til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Ok then back to spaceship, take both pills **** the matrix
Jack those jills shake your Playtex rock 3 stripes not the asics
A.D.I.D.A.S old school cos it's the best %u2013 yes
Tk max cost less yes
Jackson looks a mess bless

Ok then what to do
if you try to jack me ill rudebox you
if you rudebox me ill rudebox your whole crew
cos its what I do aint that right boo %u2013 true

I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border cos the sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this you did it like that I love it when you double clap clap

Grab this double fantasy where we just never stop
I've got one design and that's to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind there%'s only one thing you will find
I got one design and that's to bump you til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Ok then check the tan line, make your body shape like you're stood on a landmine
call me on my mobile not the landline and the jack the mainline at the same time

Ok this is what we do, got a jam so fresh its nice for you
Ok give it what you got and dial 808 for the bass to drop
Ok then whats the fracas grab your cardy your lead hat and your bus pass
you don't sweat much for a fat lass grab your rudebox cos your box is righteous

Ok bum rush the show I got high speed dubbing on my stereo and all the tunes in the box are the cherrio
I know I told you before
did you hear me though

Grab this double fantasy where we just never stop
ive got one design and that's to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind there's only one thing you will find
i got one design and that's to bump you til you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Do the rudebox, shake your rudebox"

Anyone think the same as me about this?
 
Jokester said:
, in it's so bad it's good sort of way. :p

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As much as i disagree with your opinion, i know exactly where your coming from. So many crap songs have pulled me in and made me love them :(
 
Aye it's horrible, they take it seriously on the radio but it's quite clearly a wind up.

I thought the thread was going to be about the girl out of the Black Eye Peas, she just released a really hellish record.
 
It really is a rubbish song. I can't remember whether it was yesterday or this morning, but I recall actually looking forward to Celebrity Tarzan while it was on. :eek:
 
Tru said:
I thought the thread was going to be about the girl out of the Black Eye Peas, she just released a really hellish record.
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The London Bridge one? Yeah that is terrible, thread here just in case you want the video as well.

I've not heard the new Robbie Williams one but since I think he is a tool anyway I wouldn't have been looking out for it.
 
the word "poo" kind of sums this song up

heard it on the way back from work, last sunday i think, maybe one before and burst out laughing

i dont like orbbie williams at the best of time, but this is absolutly dire
 
Jokester said:
I think it's fantastic, in it's so bad it's good sort of way. :p
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Yep, and in the lazy way that it's sung it totall works. It's not trying to be serious it's laughing at it's self.

There are a million and one generic RnB song out there than have far less creative lyrics.
 
I like the Robbie song too. Agreed with Jokester, so bad its good :)

And I like Shell Toes.
 
TBH, knowing Robbie he is probablly doing a "take the micheal" thing. Having seen part of his concert on DVD where he "performs" the beat box just like Justin TImberlake, wouldnt surprise Me :p
 
Hahaha.
Awesome.
Almost on par with the patheticness that is that black eyed peas song about ****.
 
Hopefully he will be finally found out as the modern day George formby.
Robbie Williams is a clown of Epic proportions.

By the by.
I think the song is crap he is crap etc etc ect etc
 
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