Soldato
Not to sure if my mum knows what lol is yet, she always says something like "so and so up the road died the other day lol"
A Milton Jones classic
My mother has got to the age where she just goes on about who's died. "Do you remember Muriel? She's just died" or, "Do you remember Arthur? He's just died." And I said, "Mum, get off the roof and give me the gun."