Wacky Office ideas...

Why on gods green earth would you do that! Vista is already being tabled to be replaced and it's not fit for business imho.

I have no choice in the matter the heads of the corporation thought at the time it would be a good idea to sign and agreement with a cirtain irish computer supplier and microsoft as a result we're getting shoddily pre-built systems & vista oh and according to this agreement we can't change any of it for four years!!!! Whoever signed this contract must be the biggest Dumb**** on the planet and I'd like to meet him to:

A. tell him he's a complete fool

B. Punch him in the face
&
C. Ruin his life so that he knows how I'll be feeling in a few days
 
Ceiling/wall mounted TV's linked to a computer which you can text to put messages on.

"Booner...please stop browsing OcUk"

Segways for each employee - actually - scrap that. Space hoppers for each employee, must be company policy to travel everywhere on it.
 
Paintball guns. Do the best performance for the month? You get a paintball gun and 1000 balls to fire at everyone. Good luck.

Note: if someone manages to get the gun off you all bets are off.
 
hire one of these

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