Wacky Office ideas...

[Ukadder]

Talking of wacky office ideas I'll be rolling out vista next week

My idea for your boss get the Han Solo in carbonite desk and the Villian Chair

Why on gods green earth would you do that! Vista is already being tabled to be replaced and it's not fit for business imho.

 

[Booner!]

My idea for your boss get the Han Solo in carbonite desk and the Villian Chair

Now that is a great idea, I loved them. However he just got some electric desk that just goes up and down and cost the same as the carbonite desk. I know which one I would prefer!

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Why on gods green earth would you do that! Vista is already being tabled to be replaced and it's not fit for business imho.

I have no choice in the matter the heads of the corporation thought at the time it would be a good idea to sign and agreement with a cirtain irish computer supplier and microsoft as a result we're getting shoddily pre-built systems & vista oh and according to this agreement we can't change any of it for four years!!!! Whoever signed this contract must be the biggest Dumb**** on the planet and I'd like to meet him to:

A. tell him he's a complete fool

B. Punch him in the face
&
C. Ruin his life so that he knows how I'll be feeling in a few days

 

[KaHn]

I think it was Dom Jolly who said,

"The wackier the work place the bigger the ****holes you work for"

KaHn

 

[Oh Ed not again.]

Business hammocks.

 

[kaiowas]

Pool table

 

[Booner!]

I think it was Dom Jolly who said,

"The wackier the work place the bigger the ****holes you work for"

KaHn

Thanks for the input, very constructive..

 

[KaHn]

Thanks for the input, very constructive..

You're welcome

KaHn

 

[Col_M]

Indoor barbeque...mmmmm steak

Probably not ideal to get a charcoal one what with smoke etc. but a gas one would work.

 

[titchard]

Thanks for the input, very constructive..

Jesus! if you roll your eyes at someone quoting an amusing line I hate to see what you do at actual problems!

Rich

 

[wordy]

Someone to you your work for you?

 

[Booner!]

Jesus! if you roll your eyes at someone quoting an amusing line I hate to see what you do at actual problems!

Rich

I do find him amusing, I am just saying there is no need for it really? it's probably true in most cases

 

[Phate]

Ceiling/wall mounted TV's linked to a computer which you can text to put messages on.

"Booner...please stop browsing OcUk"

Segways for each employee - actually - scrap that. Space hoppers for each employee, must be company policy to travel everywhere on it.

 

[jackthezipper]

Bondage room obv

 

[Fiocca]

Beds so you can have an afternoon nap! Apparently increases productivity lol!

 

[theNude]

A hole in the celing for an actual ceiling cat.

 

[wordy]

Hammocks

 

[Kemik]

Paintball guns. Do the best performance for the month? You get a paintball gun and 1000 balls to fire at everyone. Good luck.

Note: if someone manages to get the gun off you all bets are off.

 

[davethe11]

hire one of these

 

[pc-modd]

Ahhh so you have a fun workplace so you don't end up doing this..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cCqguHvTgyU