Wacky Office ideas...

[fini]

You should get those shoots that move capsules around the office via air suction - I think most banks have them - only just use them to send random notes - and the piping should be see-through so it's effectively a miniature version of the human transportation in futurama.

One day, you should stick a hamster in it.

 

[Van Hellseek]

hire one of these

Sadly almost every office in the world already has one.

 

[Mr_White]

More desk space so he can hire more employees and make money.

It's work, not day care.

 

[Booner!]

More desk space so he can hire more employees and make money.

It's work, not day care.

Actually, the company is slightly different in that he wants as little people as possible to do the maximum amount of work. So in theory, the less people you have the more you have to take care of them - or they will say F off!

The way the company is run, works. More people doesn't necessarily mean more money. More productive employees are what you want apparently.

 

[davethe11]

Sadly almost every office in the world already has one.

wonder who it is in my office then?

 

[Skullfish1]

Bondage room obv

Old school dungeon? More chance of a strong ceiling for support points.

I vote ball pit.

 

[MadMan-JaMeS]

Ball pit now that is good !

Booner u need someone to make tea ?

i'm looking for a new job

 

[Tefal]

THE SLIDE!!!

 

[The Dread Pirate]

A moat after all you do need to keep the black knight at bay

 

[Zip]

OT/ Has your foot stall made you rich yet?


Now how about some Metronap Energy Pods.

They improve work production.
Even the Empire State Building has a whole heap of them

http://www.metronaps.com/mn/energypod/the_energypod

The MetroNaps EnergyPod solves a contemporary problem: most work spaces do not offer their employees a place to rejuvenate. The result is that people seek rest in places not intended for it: at their desk, in a conference room, a parked car or even the bathroom.

Based on years of research and thousands of design hours, the MetroNaps EnergyPod is the perfect place to quickly and effectively enhance your energy. Designed to be installed almost anywhere, the EnergyPod is a self-contained productivity device.

Ergonomic Perfection

The contour of the EnergyPod takes pressure off the cardiac system with the elevation of the feet and relaxes the muscles of the back with a slight bend in the knees.


Comfortable Privacy

The EnergyPod’s sphere provides semi-privacy without overly enclosing.


Soothing Sounds

A built-in music player with headphone jack helps eliminate surrounding distractions


Gentle Waking

A timer found in the arm rest prevents overnapping and wakes the user gently with a combination of lights and vibration.

I would kill for some of those

 

[Dj_Jestar]

Lot's of decent headphones so that those of you who actually want to work can plug in and focus

 

[Booner!]

I would kill for some of those

Best post of the thread! This will be a suggestion ! If we do get one, you are welcome to come and use it

My footstool hasn't made me rich, I haven't gone ahead with the production of it. I am doing other things now and quite happy with my career with the Investor at the mo. I will come back to things like that another time, when I am more motivated!

 

[Zip]

Best post of the thread! This will be a suggestion ! If we do get one, you are welcome to come and use it

My footstool hasn't made me rich, I haven't gone ahead with the production of it. I am doing other things now and quite happy with my career with the Investor at the mo. I will come back to things like that another time, when I am more motivated!

When you do get the foot stall made and you are rich, make sure you fly me over there to try the sleeping dome chair thing

 

[Jono]

Commode computer chairs so you don't even have to get up for.... that.

 

[Booner!]

Commode computer chairs so you don't even have to get up for.... that.

He is currently looking at a toilet seat that cleans your bum... a levitating magnet chair...

Also the person who suggested the headphones was on the right lines, the IT boys got Bose headphones for noise cancelling so they can concentrate, the other people got 2/3 screens instead.

 

[KPeh]

Google has a slide. You can't win.

 

[Vai]

Your work sounds awesome, all we have is a lunch area. So I can be encouraged/forced to stay in the office during my lunch hour

 

[Mirri]

I vote ball pit.

Do this. My house mates recently bought one and it is worlds of fun. Failing that a lounge-type area filled with cusions and bean bags and blankets.

 

[Booner!]

Do this. My house mates recently bought one and it is worlds of fun. Failing that a lounge-type area filled with cusions and bean bags and blankets.

This is a good idea, some kind of get away room with books, no music (we have napster on in the office all day!) and smoothies

 

[sunnysingh]

boucy castle