Walked in and OWNED!

MNuTz said:
Its a natural thing so i just made a joke out of it, would have been different if it was a really weird video about mating animals! :eek:
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Monica: (About the shark porn) Do you want me to fast forward to something... toothier?
 
Raymond Lin said:
Monica: (About the shark porn) Do you want me to fast forward to something... toothier?
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Bingo!!

I cant help but tell the story and think of the friends episode with the shark porn :D
 
Raymond Lin said:
Walked into a room in a houseparty with my friend in the middle of it with a girl.
Que conversation

Me "Hey"
Him "Hey"
Me "Just getting the fags for X (another friend)" (grabs and shuts the door)
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Spitroast?
 
An outwardly religious Muslim friend of mine stayed for a weekend once and forgot to delete his browsing history, which consisted mainly of foot fetish and BDSM sites....He also left the 'wrong' video tape his vcr once, and instead of treating me and the missus to an episode of 24 we saw a brief clip of some whip-cracking action while he desperately searched for the stop button :D
 
PeteLucky7 said:
XXXXX

The cleaning manager has spoken to me today about an issue with the gents toilet between XXXXX and XXXXX.

Someone is maturbating in the end cubicle and leaving the semen on the floor, this has happened everyday last week Obviously this may not be one of your staff but I thought I would raise this with you first. Could you speak to all your staff and request that they do not leave body fluids for the cleaners to clean up.

If the culprit continues we may consider closing these toilets for a time, which I know will affect all your staff, however we have very little options available to us.

thanks
XXXXXXXXX
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Thats a classic :eek: , a mate showed me a similar letter that was passed around the halls at his uni. :p
 
ants83 said:
im might be a bit slow here but what do you mean when you say owned? I heard this a lot and dont really think it makes sense ?
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It comes from online gaming mostly spelled pwnt and basically means you beat them in some way
 
Examples of Getting " Owned " are as follows..


Someone kicking your rear end at a pc game...


Someone catching you polishing your oscar ,


Someone shooting you in the crotch with a BB Gun..


You should get the idea now... :p
 
When I was about 15 I was looking at some porn while the parents were out (as you did...). I go to the toilet with headphones on, and when I come out I found my mom standing outside my room looking in at my monitor.





:o
 
Nazbit said:
Thats a classic :eek: , a mate showed me a similar letter that was passed around the halls at his uni. :p
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Thought that was a bit of an urban legend? (i.e. people printed it out but it's not officially from the uni)
 
Dave said:
Thought that was a bit of an urban legend? (i.e. people printed it out but it's not officially from the uni)
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Yeah, was a hoax IIRC. Durham Uni i think?
 
I was giving my gf a "treat" at her house. I was not undressed but she was. Que her respectable christian father walking in on us. :eek: OH MY GOD :eek: That was not good. This was quite some time ago when I was not even allowed upstairs at her house.

Also I think about every family member has walked in on us at my house. They know not to come in when the door is shut now. :p :o
 
Had a big house party for my 18th and there was a room that was supposed to be out of bounds (impossible to enforce with over 100 people crammed into the house) that people had decided to put their coats and stuff in. I was going to go in and move all their stuff out of the room and when I tried to open the door someone pushed back from the other side. I said "You shouldn't be in there blah, blah get out now" and the guy on the other side replied "I'll be out in a minute". So a minute passes and he sheepishly walks out followed by a girl. It was pretty obvious what was happening (or about to happen) in there :p

Bit cheeky really, I barely even knew these people and there they were trying to get jiggy in my house! With my parents in the room next to them!
 
you had a houseparty with the rents in?

wow.

my dad turned into a gorrilla 15 mins into my last houseparty :D

ive walkin in on people planting seeds twice....:o
 
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