Walked in and OWNED!
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Ive heard this so many times from different people with a slightly different story i think its an old wives taleSpit said:My mate was polishing his oscar, walkman on and eyes shut. Opened his eyes to see a fresh cup of tea on his desk. His mum never mentioned it!!
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was just about to say!! I saw it and imediately thought of this threadpanthro said:Who saw Extras tonight? I think that would be the worst!
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Spit said:My mate was polishing his oscar, walkman on and eyes shut. Opened his eyes to see a fresh cup of tea on his desk. His mum never mentioned it!!
Urban myth I reckon
this has just popped into my head:
When i was 14 we had a new lad join our tutor, we will call him Tom.
There was a big party while i was on holiday, i came back to school on the monday, to find out something interesting had happened at the party. Tom had wandered into the hosts room and found his porn stash.
For some reason he decided to bash his bishop in the middle of the party, so he gets down on the floor and spreads the mags around him. Half way through a few people where having a nose round and walked in on him.
He moved school a week later to another local secondary school.
Id like to know how he convinced his parents to move him.
When i was 14 we had a new lad join our tutor, we will call him Tom.
There was a big party while i was on holiday, i came back to school on the monday, to find out something interesting had happened at the party. Tom had wandered into the hosts room and found his porn stash.
For some reason he decided to bash his bishop in the middle of the party, so he gets down on the floor and spreads the mags around him. Half way through a few people where having a nose round and walked in on him.
He moved school a week later to another local secondary school.
Id like to know how he convinced his parents to move him.
A guy I know at Reading Uni tells a story about how his mate reached that pinnacle moment 'cause of his mother.
Apparently he was bashing the bishop face down under covers of his bed. when his mum bursts in, he stops & pretends to be asleep and she doesn't know what was going on. So she jumped on him and starts pushing his back going "Wake up! Wake up!".
Suffice to say her timing could have been better.
Apparently he was bashing the bishop face down under covers of his bed. when his mum bursts in, he stops & pretends to be asleep and she doesn't know what was going on. So she jumped on him and starts pushing his back going "Wake up! Wake up!".
Suffice to say her timing could have been better.
z0mbi3 said:
Doubtful.
Either it happened to your mate and he is using the 'my mate told me' approach so not to get the pee taken out of him or he is just plain making it up.
Would you admit that fact your mum made you pop? I very much doubt it unless you a) are weird or b) dont mind everyone knowing and taking the pee!
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The line "ripping the pigeons head off" caused me to laugh very loudly in a very quiet office and I'm now having a lot of trouble supressing an untimely fit of gigglesElvisFan said:
I feel my boss may want 'a word' with me in a mo!i once treated my neighbours to a full blown hour of live "limp wristed copulation" by leaving my curtains open in the living room and kitchen... i was on the second floor in a flat and had gotten rather carried away with the moment and the person, to carried away to remember that the only people who could see into my second floor flat were the neighbours in the block opposit as their living room looked directly at mine and my kitchen, they were an older couple in their 60`s. never really spoke to them again after that.
i was once caught checking the elasticity of my male mid rift feature by a couple of builders outside my window... i wasnt expecting this as i was on the 13th floor.
more recently i got out of the shower and got changed in my room with the curtains open... usually this isnt a problem as the nets are up at the window so no one can see in during the day, but alass my mother had taken the nets down and unfortunatly my room backs onto a secondary school with about 5 classrooms all facing my window
not my finest hour...
EDITED: slightly.
i was once caught checking the elasticity of my male mid rift feature by a couple of builders outside my window... i wasnt expecting this as i was on the 13th floor.
more recently i got out of the shower and got changed in my room with the curtains open... usually this isnt a problem as the nets are up at the window so no one can see in during the day, but alass my mother had taken the nets down and unfortunatly my room backs onto a secondary school with about 5 classrooms all facing my window
not my finest hour...EDITED: slightly.
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