Warning, joke inside..

GravyMonster · 22 May 2013 at 14:16

Nitefly said:
What goes:

Um-cha-um-cha-um-cha-global warming-um-cha-um-cha-um-cha-climate change...?

An algorithm.

elmarko · 22 May 2013 at 14:17

Father Ted · 22 May 2013 at 14:29

gillywibble said:
The OP is awful, worst joke ever on here.

Why thankee, I'm flattered. That took some doing.

The Funktopus · 22 May 2013 at 15:01

I was walking down the street the other day, when out of the blue, a bloke hits me with a teapot, shouting "T'PAU!" as he connects.

So he's standing there holding the remains of the teapot, and I say "What the hell!?....And besides, don't you mean 'KAPOW'?" To which he replies; "Nope. I have China in my hand...."

Devrij · 1 Jul 2013 at 15:36

I heard they discovered a cure for dyslexia

it was music to my arse

(sorry to grave dig, but better than a whole new thread)

jms198 · 1 Jul 2013 at 15:41

I'm not illiterate, my parents were married.

/gets hat

WeedRamen · 1 Jul 2013 at 15:42

Nitefly said:
What goes:

Um-cha-um-cha-um-cha-global warming-um-cha-um-cha-um-cha-climate change...?

An algorithm.

Took me a while to get that one...

GravyMonster · 1 Jul 2013 at 15:50

I may have alzheimers but at least I don't have alzheimers.

Suarez7 · 1 Jul 2013 at 15:54

Akagi · 1 Jul 2013 at 15:56

In before the lock.

HecFam · 1 Jul 2013 at 15:57

I feel that I have now lost something from my life that i will never get back.

Pestilence · 1 Jul 2013 at 16:15

There are some threads that make you quietly ponder the very nature of existence. For all the wrong reasons.

This is one of those threads.

Kaapstad · 1 Jul 2013 at 16:15

When President Mugabe was asked about Defense

He replied

I am going to mend it with de hammer and de nails.

Curio · 1 Jul 2013 at 16:38

Nitefly said:
What goes:

Um-cha-um-cha-um-cha-global warming-um-cha-um-cha-um-cha-climate change...?

An algorithm.

Enjoyed.

VIPER258 · 1 Jul 2013 at 16:45

Killlin some time before I go home, like it.