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Antar Bolaeisk

Antar Bolaeisk

Antar Bolaeisk

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I'm just home after an eight hour slog at work to find my good for nothing brother and sister have left the entire house in a complete mess, for example there is week old pancake batter all over the kitchen:mad:. Needless to say I'm not happy, worse though is the fact that my parents are coming home from their trip to Italy tonight, in a little under two hours they'll be here. Bloody cleaned up after their mess last weekend as well, which was probably the mistake in the first place, but the house was at a point where it stank.

Yeah I know what you're thinking, get off the net and get cleaning, but I'm just going to drink my tea and calm down a bit first before tackling this mess as a safety precaution. Wonder what the neighbours are going to think when they hear a hover going at two in the morning, probably that there's some weird kinkiness going on in the bedroom.

Guess there's not really much point to this thread so feel free to jesus.jpg away.
 
Used to do that as a Senior Resident in halls, got so teed off with a few idots stacking their crockery and cutlery in the sink but never actually washing them that I put them outside their respective rooms.

Could definitely do a lot of things to them right now but unfortunately whether something is fair or not can't be taken into account.

I also tend not to go out drinking much so that in and of itself would be a give away, I'm just going to have to clean up the mess.
 
I feel your pain. I used to clean up after my step-brother too.

In fact one time I came home from work to an empty house (Mum and Step-Dad were on holiday), which is fine.. apart from the fact that all of the downstairs doors and windows were unlocked and the house was a tip.

I was livid.

Clean up this once (only for your parents benefit), but let your brother and sister know that you won't cover for them again. Inconsiderate *****. They'll hopefully grow out of it (my step brother isn't too bad anymore) but it's still unfair on you.
 
Why has the pancake batter been there for a week? Surely you've had the time to clean it up during the past week.
 
god dam it man, that reminds me of a house patrt i had with so called mates, when i got a phone call to say my mum was coming basck they all fled and left me to clear up
 
Week old pancake batter?? Am I missing something then, or do you live somewhere else cause surely if it's been there a week someone (no, not you) should've cleaned it before now?

Hey at least a week isn't as bad as when I was a student (oh dear) and one of the guys in our flat made waaay too much boiled pasta, then refused to clean the pot claiming it was someone elses (the other 6 of us that lived there knew better tho!) We kept arguing with him over it and left it for him. He refused to clean it and the mould was pretty much thick enough we could've started our own penicillin manufacturing plant before it got cleaned with industrial strength bleach and binned about 3 or 4 months later!
 
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Get a shovel & hit them both Full in the face with it, That should Learn'em.
 
Azagoth said:
Why has the pancake batter been there for a week? Surely you've had the time to clean it up during the past week.
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Surley that is meant tongue firmly in cheek, I didn't even have any panckaes :(. No, I go to college during the week and live away from home, thankfully. Those other two [insert sweary here] were meant to be in college as well during the week but decided to take advantage of the parents abscence.

Mr Kingston said:
god dam it man, that reminds me of a house patrt i had with so called mates, when i got a phone call to say my mum was coming basck they all fled and left me to clear up
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At least you got to enjoy making the mess in the first place.

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Exactly, especially when I found my brother sleeping in his room. Needless to say he wasn't sleeping for much longer nor the language spoken not suitable for here (especially with that Burnsy guy hanging around :p)

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malc30 said:
Get a shovel & hit them both Full in the face with it, That should Learn'em.
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lol
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Also lol



Well, it's all done now and the top ten awards go to:

10: The evil green thing from Dimension X
9: The broken glass
8: The blue furry thing in the fridge
7: The smell accompanying the blue furry thing in the fridge
6: The weird orangey brown stain that just won't move
5: The emtpy beer bottle that wasn't
4: The 50 bottle cap collection speed run
3: The cigarette butts, everywhere
2: The toe nail clippings



1: The week old pancake batter which makes concrete look weak.


Honourable mention goes to the dustpan which went awol in my hour of need and made life that little bit more difficult.

Managed to get wrapped up about five minutes before the parents arrived home, they were pleased to find the house tidy and seemed to have had a good time away, I didn't let on as to what had happened though.
 
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i wouldnt have bothered. you did it once, which is one time too many. id have told the parents that i am not clearing up after them, simple as that.
 
Antar Bolaeisk said:
No good, work is closed after half one (Cinema) besides, I couldn't do that to my parents.
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I have an idea... clean up after them every time and prove to them that you're a complete doormat who they can count on to clean up their mess each and every time, while they laugh behind your back. Oh wait, you already are...

Grow a backbone and stop being such a wet. Speak to them and speak to your parents.
 
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