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[Duke]

Why do people forward and post this rubbish.

 

[gord]

Why do people forward and post this rubbish.

Internet Noobs: They'reeeeee Grrrrreat!

Or is that snap crackle and pop? hmmm

 

[fini]

Trespass with intent to commit a sexual offence

Or if the police really didn't like him (well the CPS technically) attempted rape - though there are probably a whole handful of inchoate offences he could possibly be charged with (I'm really not about to get a statute book out) .

Meh - spamming the forums, vote to ban tbh

 

[MoNkeE]

My mum just said that, and my cousin said she even takes her kids with her..

Did you read this thread and have a big family meeting?

 

[Luke]

Here Denby - Wanna buy these beans? They're magic. Straight up....!

 

[Mike UK]

This again

...Dont tell me if you see a car driving with its headlights off in the dark don't flash them because they will kill you?

I thought everyone would lock their car before wandering into a shop anyway.

 

[gillywibble]

 

[benneh]

'tarded.

 

[theNude]

I B T L

i heard of a new gang initiation where by the new gang members go online to find the most retarded poster they can and then find them and beat them to death with a keyboard... beware.

 

[Psycrow]

Internet Noobs: They'reeeeee Grrrrreat!

Or is that snap crackle and pop? hmmm

frosties you serial noob.

 

[gord]

frosties you serial noob.

A serial noob?! How dare you?! Im definitely in parallel..

 

[Psycrow]

cereal - I'm going to have to play the dyslexic card, gets me out of situations like this.

 

[Crizzy]

Just wish I had heard this before, I still can't sit.

 

[Ben M]

Spam
PK!

 

[div0]

I started reading this and thought it would be a stereotypical women driver joke, then it quickly became obvious it was just email spam....what a letdown.

 

[cdcopyman]

its called ROLEPLAY , ta ta , im off dogging , now!