Was I wrong to laugh?

I always laugh when toddlers fall over and start crying, I work in ASDA so I see it a lot. :D

It's just the way they fall, wait about 3 seconds, then start crying. Makes me crack up every time. :p

Not that relevant to the thread though. :cool:
 
tb2000 said:
No, I would've probably have laughed my **** off. :D She was lucky the guy didn't speed up, someone I know does that - I think he was *this* far from hitting someone once! :eek: :D
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Hah I do that :p

Once I was out in town in my 205 and there were about 10-15 people on either side of the road, then when they saw me they started running across back and forth.

Guess what I did....yep....:D

Blipped the throttle down 2 cogs, full beam and nailed it, they soon moved out of the way.
 
JohnnyG said:
Isn't the collective noun plague or swarm?:)
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Technically the correct term is a 'flock'

as in a 'flock' of 'geez'(sic)

The correct thing to do in this situation is to drop down a gear or two (first is best) and make the engine ROAR as you drive at them ;)

Dym
doesn't drive as that would be bad
 
Enfield said:
Hah I do that :p

Once I was out in town in my 205 and there were about 10-15 people on either side of the road, then when they saw me they started running across back and forth.

Guess what I did....yep....:D

Blipped the throttle down 2 cogs, full beam and nailed it, they soon moved out of the way.
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:D :D
 
I find a quick dab of the hand brake making a tyre squeel gives the false impression that you are going far faster and not able to stop for them.

Gets them out the way.

In your situation I would have wound (shy do we say wound when we dpn't have manual windows anymore???) and chanted "She fell-ova, she fell-ova" a few times
 
Enfield said:
Hah I do that :p

Once I was out in town in my 205 and there were about 10-15 people on either side of the road, then when they saw me they started running across back and forth.

Guess what I did....yep....:D

Blipped the throttle down 2 cogs, full beam and nailed it, they soon moved out of the way.
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Haha, I would have laughed. Sadly, it's only rare that in these parts, nothing even mildly exciting happens with chavs, perhaps a few getting escorted by Police...but nothing else. :(
 
Enfield said:
Hah I do that :p

Once I was out in town in my 205 and there were about 10-15 people on either side of the road, then when they saw me they started running across back and forth.

Guess what I did....yep....:D

Blipped the throttle down 2 cogs, full beam and nailed it, they soon moved out of the way.
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O god I love doing that, think the chavs round here though have clocked on that everyone does it so they are careful when they cross the street now lol
 
Chavs are meant to be laughed at, it's law :D

I laugh at them all the time surprised I've not been beaten up by any yet. Mind you half of them are that stupid anyway, we had one in work yesterday who asked me "How big is that computers seedy rom drive" I was like yeah ok mate, go back to Nova land.

*imagines the barage of chav jokes about to fill this thread*
 
If there was any more compelling evidence for a higher power watching over us then I haven't heard it. Justice was served up. :p
 
Fakel1ty said:
What made it even funnier was the fact that she had both arms tucked into her hoodie, so couldn't break her fall as she fell face first into the pavement.
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This my friend is one of those simple moments that makes life worth living :)

HEADRAT
 
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