Wash your hands, man!

Does anyone else use a tissue to open the doors on the way out? The amount of people I see who do walk out without washing their hands, i've decided its safer to use a tissue to open the door. I see the odd person do the same.

Yep, in work i always use a paper towel to open the 2 doors on the way out.

Some of the people i work with are disgusting to say the least.
 
Does soap and water even remove any of the bacteria? I do wash my hands but I have doubts its even doing anything apart from making my hands smell like **** perfume.
 
Does soap and water even remove any of the bacteria? I do wash my hands but I have doubts its even doing anything apart from making my hands smell like **** perfume.

It's a surfactant, it aids washing by breaking down the surface barrier between the grease on your paws and water.
 
I love the people that open the doors with tissues. You guys are properly mental. I guess the next step in Mental Ilness is to be afraid of public loos all together! :)
 
I don't generally wash after I pee, except when doing things with food. No. 2's I will generally wash my hands. Considering at a urinal all you are doing is holding a part of your body and relieving yourself of stuff that has already been in your body (and is virtually sterile) it does seem a bit frivolous... Do you wash your hands after you wipe your brow? Having a no. 2 is slightly different, for example you have to lift/put the seat down and may smear bits onto you if you're not careful... Even then it's probably over the top.

And anyway, if I'm ill more than once a year then it's odd, so what I'm doing can't be that bad can it?:p

Yes, but they probably won't get ill very often. If they've been physically intimate for a while they'll have swapped microbes around enough to be resistant to each other's. It's foul and inconsiderate and dirty...but it's unlikely to be actually dangerous to someone they've been physically intimate with for a while.

And this... Considering what men and women do to each other (and what they swallow, even unintentionally) it kinda reduces the whole "eugh, I'm going to get sick if I hold my own penis for 30 seconds while peeing"...

I think it's broadly in line with the whole mopping sides down with antibacterial spray and hoovering every day. You build up immunity by being in contact with bugs, not by removing them entirely.
 
I don't generally wash after I pee, except when doing things with food. No. 2's I will generally wash my hands. Considering at a urinal all you are doing is holding a part of your body and relieving yourself of stuff that has already been in your body (and is virtually sterile) it does seem a bit frivolous... Do you wash your hands after you wipe your brow? Having a no. 2 is slightly different, for example you have to lift/put the seat down and may smear bits onto you if you're not careful... Even then it's probably over the top.

The most foul part of that is that you think it's acceptable.
 
I must add the dumbest part of the whole mental illness is that people do it in public toilets yet they wont do it in a family house because those germs are "friendly" and somehow know the difference between you and joe public.

id have more respect for those that had a compulsive disorder about it, and had to do it on all toilet door handles. After all ANY door handle could and does have sneeze/aids residue on, any hand rail, any lift button, any keyboard, any pint glass you get in a pub any restaurant cutlery. etc etc
 
I must add the dumbest part of the whole mental illness is that people do it in public toilets yet they wont do it in a family house because those germs are "friendly" and somehow know the difference between you and joe public.

id have more respect for those that had a compulsive disorder about it, and had to do it on all toilet door handles. After all ANY door handle could and does have sneeze/aids residue on, any hand rail, any lift button, any keyboard, any pint glass you get in a pub any restaurant cutlery. etc etc

Yep, and if only everybody would wash their hands periodically there would be far less bugs going around. However the thread seems to be full of people who think it's only other people who have bugs and it's ok for them not to wash their hands.

Faeces is a different thing altogether though. If you don't wash your hands when you take a dump then you're foul beyond reason, and by your lazy selfishness you're going to give someone a disease.
 
The most foul part of that is that you think it's acceptable.

Thanks...

On the other hand I'm with Efour2, if you really are as obsessively clean as you make out I feel sorry for any children you have/may have and suggest you start hinting about your illness.

Cleanliness is fine, obsessive cleanliness is bad for you.
 
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