Washed-up Cartoon Characters

MR_Punk

MR_Punk

MR_Punk

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I got this idea from Family Guy and I've just been writing things down last night and tonight. It's late so I thought I'd post them here so and stragglers that are about might have a laugh or might not. I expect criticism so don't be holding back. I also expect you to call me loopy but I'm a happy camper!

The Ballad of Elroy Jetson

It was the summer of 84 and the final Jetson season had just finished filming. He got into a little problem where he owed a little bit of money to the wrong person. This person ended up making him sell his cocaine for him. Elroy turned to taking the drugs himself and stole quite a lot.

He had to runaway to Colombia where he got married to a young girl, turns out this young girl was into all this voodoo malarky and when they had a falling out she cast a spell on Elroy which meant he could never leave the country and would be forced to stay with her forever, he tried to escape but when he got to the border he was shot down by the drug dealer he was originally running away from. he was buried in a porpers grave with no one there except a vicar and a local mourner.

He died alone and very sad.

The other cast of the Jetsons were informed and said they would make a memorial to him at a future reunion, that reunion never happened.
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Charlie Brown went a step too far

Rumours were that he was unhappy that Snoopy was getting all of the attention, it was the 80's when he hit his late teens which were the dark times for him.Drugs became part of his life, the more he took the more he wanted. The stuff he gave snoopy was dirty, Snoopy didn't want to take it but thought it would keep Charlie happy. That was what he overdosed on it was horrible, a bad dealer Charlie said but we all know he was jealous of how popular snoopy was getting. The charges were never brought down on Charlie and he went free.

The last i heard though was that he were in a good place, just got out of rehab and turned to religion and has started a charity for cartoon characters on drugs, he never managed to get Elroy Jetson in there before his untimely death but he has been working hard to keep Bart Simpson clean over the past few years.

I suppose there was a silver lining to that story although Snoopy will be greatly missed.
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Scrappy Doo and Fred show their dark sides

Well we all knew Scrappy was too eager to fight the bad guys. The gang were after a bad guy and he bite a suspect without even thinking. It turns out the suspect who will not be named wasn't doing anything wrong and had friends in high places. He sued Scrappy for quite a large amount of money, Shaggy and Daphne agreed that scrappy should no longer accompany them on there adventures. Throughout the case Scrappy showed no remorse for his actions and said he would do it again without blinking and eye.

Fred who stood up for Scrappy throughout the case wanted scrappy there and ended up beating up his then lover Daphne to a bloody pulp in a drug filled sex rampage.Fred too had a dark side. He was seeing Velma behind Daphnes back for years, Velma was just too scared to say anything as she was aware of the dark side he had. He liked dressing up in the bedroom in chains and often beat Velma to within an inch of her life and blamed the bruises and cuts on her being careless and falling down too often.

Scooby was allegedly caught taking a scooby snack from Fred one day when Shaggy walked in the room. They didn't talk much after that.
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The rise and demise and re-rise of Fred Flintstone

Well after Hanna-Barbera finished on there last series Fred found himself out of work. He'd earn quite a small fortune though and become a global superstar,as you can well imagine, he was the tubby guy who everyone loved.

He did get quite tired of being the fat guy everyone new though. He ended up staying at home all day with the curtains drawn and only his old records to keep him company. The stress took the toll on him and he started to lose his hair until there were only a few strands left. So he turned to drink, Wilma couldn't stop him. After 20 years of this his liver failed, he got a transplant because of his money, but was told he would be forever jaundice though.

wilma got him into rehab and ended up getting him back to being happy. He kept his soft spot for alcohol but now only drank beer. He got himself plastic surgery to change the way his face looked as not to be recognised by the people who used to respect him.

He then realised it was time to get back into acting and auditioned to a new family sitcom. He got the part as the dad of an average American family. This was 1989.

19 years later he is a world known actor again but not under his real name but under the moniker of Homer Simpson.
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All facts are made up of course and none of it is true for those who still like cartoons!
 
Ok, I've only read the first one, but er...

WTF? :confused:

EDIT: Ok, read the second one...

WTF? :confused:

You might actually need help.
 
thet flinstones one wasa the best - too much cliché drug abuse for the others.
 
Your horrible writing style and awful English make me hate you, makes baby jesus cry and makes God kill kittens, all at once.
 
At least you tried I s'pose, As above though to much cliché.
Thought you would have at least mentioned the noncing of Bam bam & the Bubble **** movie that Barney made.
 
bam0 said:
Your horrible writing style and awful English make me hate you, makes baby jesus cry and makes God kill kittens, all at once.
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Hate's a bit harsh but my writing style is much to be desired, my A-Level English Lecturer would be so disappointed.
 
I was sleeping with the Teacher, I really enjoy creating little stories and blogs on such but I am utterly useless with spelling and grammar.
 
Hmm. I've taken drugs before (for medical reasons) and had some pretty disturbing hallucinations. Not on this level of weirdness though..
 
I'm not entirely sure what you're aiming at. Are you trying to be as 'out there' as possible? :confused:

It doesn't take much to run a few paragraphs through a spell chequer.
 
I did spell check using firefox.

I assume you spelling chequer wrong is a little dig too :p
 
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