Ways to please a woman...

Start as you mean to go on :p

Cinema isn't a great idea, a few drinks at a local bar tends to break the ice abit.
 
I laugh out loud at all those who say going to the cinema for a first date sucks.
My first date was a movie and we're still together 36.5 years later.
 
dmpoole said:
I laugh out loud at all those who say going to the cinema for a first date sucks.
My first date was a movie and we're still together 36.5 years later.
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It does though. Unless you've known her before hand... you're just going to be sitting in silence with someone you know nothing about for the best part of 2 hours.
 
That was 36.5 years ago as well. Women have probably changed quite a bit since then. Different perspectives on roles in the relationship etc.

Welcome to the 21st century gramps.
 
J-FRO said:
That was 36.5 years ago as well. Women have probably changed quite a bit since then. Different perspectives on roles in the relationship etc.

Welcome to the 21st century gramps.
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You're right, their front bottoms were by their belly buttons then and obviously we didn't have rumpy pumpy until we were 5 years into marriage.

ANYWAY -

I have 2 daughters and their answer:
Going to the pictures is no problem as long as you go for a drink after that way if you have nothing else in common you can talk about the film.
 
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steve-h said:
It does though. Unless you've known her before hand... you're just going to be sitting in silence with someone you know nothing about for the best part of 2 hours.
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Sitting in silence, it that what they do these days. A snog and a grope is in order.
 
Cimema for a first date is a massive no no. To sit in silence for 2 hours when trying to get to know someone is a just a massive fail.

Number one date has to be a nice meal, or just straight in the sack.
 
A nice meal is equally a bad idea imo. Most women are scared to eat in front of men and they don't want to see a man going for it with a plate of food either.
Also, nothing worse than having to sit infront of someone when you both have nothing to say!
 
Morba said:
A nice meal is equally a bad idea imo. Most women are scared to eat in front of men and they don't want to see a man going for it with a plate of food either.
Also, nothing worse than having to sit infront of someone when you both have nothing to say!
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I was just typing something similar but thought I'd just quote you instead. A meal on a first date would be a big no no I'd say. I'd just stick to a quiet drink or something.
 
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simon22 said:
Tell us your stories on how you make the birds fly out of the nest :D

I got my first date coming up, well I'm taking her to the cinema for starters, and then I will probably go with her to a fancy restaurant. Any tips on how to handle things? :p
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Well thats a really easy one to answer, lots and lots of hairy goblet nibbling!
 
There is only one way to please a woman.

Let her take all of your passion, all of your love, all of your ambition and then watch her grind them into dust. As long as this takes place over 20 years she'll be happy.
 
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