I was stood talking to my friend yesterday, wearing an official Slipknot tshirt, Police jeans and asics running shoes. Anyways, my friends friend decided to take a dig at my tshirt, saying he wouldnt be caught dead in one. You know, Ignoring the fact its a £35 quid top, and he was wearing the same generic, Henley top every chav in the universe likes to wear.
He ****** me off, but thankfully he'd given me a fantastic come back, as he'd left the house with beans spilt down the front of his top.
I simply asked him "Did the bean stains came with the top"
Oh yeah, I'm Alpha as **** maaan
but yeah, to sum up, wear whatever the hell you like. Just try and have some personal hygiene and dont go leaving the house covered in food and smelling of BO.(Thats advice, Not orders)