web-based F1 management simulation type thing

Midland pleased with performace
Midland team leader expresses his delight at the cars pace, on his way from the back of the grid to finish 12th passing 10 cars in the race. In the after race press conference Webby Said " I can only wonder what position i could have found myself in if we hadnt had the quali problems but im looking forward to mixing it with the big boys in the next race"
 
Honda Team said:
WOOT! and BOOYAA!

A race without incident ensured a deserved 2nd spot for the Honda #1 driver. The mechanics messed up the one stop strategy to deny the fans a real race for the number one spot, however Honda are delighted with the result.

After hearing of Toymota's desire to beat their Japanese rivals, Stoofer was left laughing as their compatriots were left to collect debris from their cars deposited around the circuit before eager spectators spirited them away for souvenirs.
 
Cybergangster (P7) made an exceptionally bad start.
EASYPASS: Oakes (P8) breezes past Cybergangster.
EASYPASS: ConfusedTa (P9) despatches Cybergangster cleanly.
EASYPASS: BeatMaster (P10) despatches Cybergangster cleanly.
EASYPASS: There is nothing Cybergangster (P11) can do to stop Scuzi from overtaking.
EASYPASS: Paradigm (P13) despatches Cybergangster cleanly.
EASYPASS: Cybergangster (P13) submits to Dhill's faster car.
Cybergangster (P13) is half asleep and realises too late that Baxter is overtaking!

And that was just the 1st lap!!! :mad:
 
Team Toyota Boss Furious - Hits Andi

After the race it appears Toyota Boss Gord has physically assaulted Torro Rosso. "We were on for a podium but on lap 37 Andi of Torro Rosso made a significant attempt to dislodge our turny things and broke our car". 7 places were lost due to this incident, which Gord felt could be rectified by waving his willy at the Rosso garage.
 
Sone makes a pitstop from P4 lasting 8.03 seconds. Tyre choice is Cut Slick Soft. 16 laps of fuel are taken onboard. Both cars of the team "Renault" pit on the same lap! Sone must queue and/or wait for tyres and fuel to be prepared separately.

Sure our pitstops were a few laps apart :( . also i like this

edit, damn safery car :mad:

Sone (P6) drafts past Saytan!
 
Damn you cybergangster and Scuzi ! ;) Still happy with fourth though.

Fastest lap too, naturally ;)
 
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