Weird shoe guy

[Tackle_Berry]

Find out the make/model

Buy a matching pair on ebay, one size smaller

swap

Repeat until his toes fall off

Lol!

 

[kokuten]

wear his shoes and put your shoes where his shoes were

 

[Spursingham]

Put your shoes near his bike.

 

[Mat]

wear his shoes and put your shoes where his shoes were

Oh do this and see how long it takes for him to notice. Many lulz will be received.

 

[Josh]

Call Broadmoor we have a new patient on the way - clinically mad!

 

[StoutMeister]

This could be amazing.

 

[Redgie]

These aren't even first world problems. I do however think you should respond by drawing a chalk outline around the shoes, dash a few spots of tomato sauce around, and then hide them.

 

[AndyCroft1982]

Over the next few weeks keep spreading rumours you keep seeing a cat in the basement. Then in a months time take a poo in his shoe and say the cat must have done it ? Will take a bit of time to spread the rumour to everyone but it needs to be convincing. Can't go wrong

 

[kokuten]

What's with typing this tripe now? is this the new thing on here? what utter pish

 

[Richie]

I dont think it has anything to do with you. Its just where he swaps his shoes

Is the bit with the light coming from it the exit/entrance to the basement?

Could it be he swaps his shoes as close to the exit/entrance so as to keep his work shoes as clean as possible due to the floor of the store being dirty from the bikes?

Just a possibility.

 

[Haggisman]

Wear his shoes - commit crime leaving footprint evidence - replace shoes in original position

Or, go for a nice muddy bike ride, maybe through some dog **** as well. Then "accidentally" ride up and down over his shoes a few times.

 

[robgmun]

Move your bike somewhere else, then move his bike over to his shoes. This will **** him up and after a few days it'll stop

 

[Luke]

whats with typing this tripe now? is this the new thing on here? what utter pish

+1
Much like 'demnons' is taking over every thread.

 

[Zairs]

just bin one of the shoes, he'll probably think it was the cleaner and then take more care of them

 

[arknor]

try swapping the bikes around rather than his shows.

maybe he wants that space

 

[kokuten]

try swapping the bikes around rather than his shows.

maybe he wants that space

you don't mess with a mans shows mate... thats a horrible thing to do

 

[Theophany]

shoes is faget but not as much as bike as faget

<3

 

[Hitman_Leon]

Friend of mine kept leaving his boots in my room in the hotel we were staying in. He went for a bath and left them again, I spat some toothpaste in a condom, tied the end and dropped it in his boot. He did not leave them there again.

 

[Lysander]

+1
Much like 'demnons' is taking over every thread.

It's just a fad. Though it's not unthinkable to say that inanimate objects can be moved by spirits. I'm not saying that's the case in this instance, but you cannot completely discount the concept where there is an unexplained phenomenon such as this.

 

[HecFam]

Smear margarine on his seat, only refer to yourself in the 3rd person and keep a clove of garlic in you left pocket if the month contains a Thursday.

That will sort it in no time.