Weird shoe guy

note reads "You can keep your shoes by my bike but I don't accept responsibility if my dirty tire scuffs them"

To be fair OP shoes are next to the suspects. Its highly likely that due to OP shoes being in that location it was assumed by the suspect that it was the shoe storage location.
 
Find out if he has a pet, if he has kill it and put the head in one of his shoes. If he has no pet, find out if has any close family. Failing that, get over it.
 
I'd suggest getting a small thin strip of black adhesive and every couple of days attach a new bit to the sole on the back of the right shoe. Overtime this will make the sole higher and angle his foot more, his feet will adjust and before he realises it he will have back problems and a retarded walk!
 
I think the only sensible response here is to go on a massive killing rampage.

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buy the exact same shoes as he has, and eventually he'll take your shoes instead of his, then report him to the police for theft, obviously press charges, he'll go to jail (probably be abused sexually) lose his job and family, end up living on the streets with a heroin addiction and you won't have to put up with shoes being left near your bike... sorted
 
This is a weird thread indeed !!!

So options.

1 - Do nothing
2 - Continuously run over his shoes with your bike as it's in the line of fire
3 - Throw them across the room back at where his bike is
4 - buy same brand different sizes shoes and swap them round either one at a time or both
5 - Tie the laces together
6 - hide them
7 - put sand inside them
8 - thrown one across the other side of the room, just 1

(or just ask him about it)
 
wait for him to finish work and collect bike, then roll around on the floor and say your gonna sue him for creating a trip hazard and busting your knee
 
Buy a pair of shoes identical to his, cut them up and lay the tattered pieces around your bike. That should serve as an adequate warning.
 
Just to confirm to those that asked, the door is nowhere near my bike, in fact I'm the opposite end of the room (door is 5m behind me in the wide shot).

Also the bits that are hanging from the pipes: trousers are either 'shoe guy' or the bike opposite, towel is mine, and the bike lock is the guy opposite. The guy opposite is cool, he's kept his lock there since before we arrived and they're definitely not his shoes (he has cycling shoes for his clipless pedals which he keeps by his bike).
 
planty said:
Buy a pair of shoes identical to his, cut them up and lay the tattered pieces around your bike. That should server as an adequate warning.
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Alternatively you could just cut his shoes up rather than going to the trouble of finding out what type they are, spending your own hard earned cash on a new pair of shoes and then cutting up said new shoes. I mean what kind of moronity is this?!
 
Mat said:
Alternatively you could just cut his shoes up rather than going to the trouble of finding out what type they are, spending your own hard earned cash on a new pair of shoes and then cutting up said new shoes. I mean what kind of moronity is this?!
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Sorry, I can't condone vandalism :p
I'm sure that for the OP this will be a small price to pay for safe (shoe-less) passage to his bike.
 
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