Weird shoe guy

Make a note of what make & size the shoes are then buy a pair 2 sizes to small & swap them.
 
I think you are over thinking regarding the shoe placement issues. You could confront him about his shoe placement choices, or you could just leave it alone. Its entirely up to you.
 
Buy a big bag of individually wrapped sweets, like Black Jacks or Tutti Frutti, and drop one into each shoe EVERY DAY. Just to see what happens.

This is a good idea, or you could try broken glass or drawing pins, depending on how much it annoys you.
 
Cut his feet off, boil them, force feed them to his family infront of him and poo in his letterbox, then wipe the poo on his bleeding stumps, then boil the stumps and force feed them to himself infront of his family then and only then...
...move on with your life because it really is trivial.
(and boil his family)
 
This is a good idea, or you could try broken glass or drawing pins, depending on how much it annoys you.

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Seriously just MOVE his shoes to the other side of the room and he will get some kind of hint faget...

It's like teaching a dog to poop in one place, keep moving them and it will be automatic.
 
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Cut his feet off, boil them, force feed them to his family infront of him and poo in his letterbox, then wipe the poo on his bleeding stumps, then boil the stumps and force feed them to himself infront of his family then and only then...
...move on with your life because it really is trivial.
(and boil his family)

Or you could suggest he moves his shoes.
 
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