Weird Things Your Neighbours Do

chrcoluk · 8 Apr 2023 at 20:27

Stu999 said:
How do you know? Got cameras in there?

Currently is scaffolding on the property. No need for cameras.

Scuzi · 8 Apr 2023 at 20:30

chrcoluk said:
Currently is scaffolding on the property. No need for cameras.

I can effectively simulate the sound of a heavy wardrobe being dragged across a hardwood floor after a feed of pulses and leafy greens. You sure it isn’t that?

chrcoluk · 8 Apr 2023 at 20:32

Scuzi said:
I can effectively simulate the sound of a heavy wardrobe being dragged across a hardwood floor after a feed of pulses and leafy greens. You sure it isn’t that?

I can repeat the last post if you want, I mean what makes you think I am guessing at this point when I revealed how it was easy to see what they were doing?

bjorkiii · 8 Apr 2023 at 20:33

Live in north east ànd theres been lots of bother

chrcoluk · 8 Apr 2023 at 20:37

Scuzi said:
I can effectively simulate the sound of a heavy wardrobe being dragged across a hardwood floor after a feed of pulses and leafy greens. You sure it isn’t that?

If you want specifics, I made a noise complaint to landlord, scaffolding is up for window repairs.

I then found out a couple of weeks later the maintenance team had witnessed them frequently moving the furniture and lifting up the floorboards.

Graetzbridge · 8 Apr 2023 at 20:38

bjorkiii said:
Live in north east ànd theres been lots of bother

I'm inclined agree. We have brilliant neighbours in Yorkshire.

DJMK4 · 8 Apr 2023 at 20:40

I live in a mid terrace house and there is 3 driveways. My neighbor insists on using the one closest to my car (middle) and not the other side. No one else parks in the other space it's like it's been earmarked. They don't own it and the tenant who lives there rents the property

Dg834man · 8 Apr 2023 at 21:00

Take in parcels sign for them then claim the delivery driver stole them, then throw a jeremy kyle style fit when we put a tiny note on our door instructing delivery drivers to not leave parcels with them.

pinkpound · 8 Apr 2023 at 21:10

I've had the joy of watching my neighbor landscape his back garden not a euphemism for the last 3 years I've seen snails move faster . He has a bout 10 DIY jobs on going on his home but none finished he's a joiner by trade tho you wouldn't think it

mattyprice4004 · 8 Apr 2023 at 22:37

I’ll pop myself in here before my neighbours do - I was on the flat roof jetwashing all the moss off, then I took the shop vac onto the patio below to hoover it all up.

Shoza · 8 Apr 2023 at 23:10

My neighbour is obsessed with the shape, height & width of our shared hedge. He goes out to measure it on a regular basis and will text me if he thinks it’s not right.

gavoo · 10 Apr 2023 at 17:48

I had neighbours move in about half a year ago. They keep hanging washing out no matter the wether. It can literally be snowing or raining.

skipper847 · 10 Apr 2023 at 18:59

Well below been empty for last year and half and people who own it just told me that they rentered it out to some one and they move in next month. So i got that to look forward to.

HungryHippos · 10 Apr 2023 at 19:02

Shoza said:
My neighbour is obsessed with the shape, height & width of our shared hedge. He goes out to measure it on a regular basis and will text me if he thinks it’s not right.

Do you reply with comments such as "That sounds like it's over the hedge of what I am expecting?"

HungryHippos · 10 Apr 2023 at 19:03

skipper847 said:
Well below been empty for last year and half and people who own it just told me that they rentered it out to some one and they move in next month. So i got that to look forward to.

You've got people living in a well near you soon? :eek:

GlitterBalls · 10 Apr 2023 at 19:03

Have sexual intercourse in the garden shed, not really a weird thing though, I've not heard them do anything else of the "weird" nature.

skipper847 · 10 Apr 2023 at 19:06

HungryHippos said:
You've got people living in a well near you soon?

LOL what. No i live in an apartment but below been empty for last year half.

gingergundog · 10 Apr 2023 at 19:06

HungryHippos said:
You've got people living in a well near you soon?

well well well

JBuk · 10 Apr 2023 at 19:40

Shoza said:
My neighbour is obsessed with the shape, height & width of our shared hedge. He goes out to measure it on a regular basis and will text me if he thinks it’s not right.

Must be a member of the local Neighbour Hedge Watch Scheme

randal · 10 Apr 2023 at 19:52

Huxton said:
Have sexual intercourse in the garden shed, not really a weird thing though, I've not heard them do anything else of the "weird" nature.

They used to do it on the greenhouse, but someone saw them.