You're a bit late with the 'housewife' jokes been done already, boringgg.After last year's unpleasantness with the new iron I'm going to push the boat out this year and get her a posh new vacuum cleaner.
You're a bit late with the 'housewife' jokes been done already, boringgg.After last year's unpleasantness with the new iron I'm going to push the boat out this year and get her a posh new vacuum cleaner.
You're a bit late with the 'housewife' jokes been done already, boringgg.
After last year's unpleasantness with the new iron I'm going to push the boat out this year and get her a posh new vacuum cleaner.
Why the low score? Pretty much everything here is a stocking filler at best.1/10.
Why the low score? Pretty much everything here is a stocking filler at best.
riesen chocolates
The chocolate chew things? Usually found for a quid in B&M and the like, they're nice, not sure worthy of wrapping up tho
We made the mistake of thinking the more you spent, the better a present, but we quickly learnt that was certainly not the case for us. I once bought her a tupperware box for cereal and she was over the moon.
Why are you getting her a second hand phone?A £300 phone, Hunters wellies and a £120 Elemis gift set are stocking fillers? Wow your other half must be a lucky lady!
I'll let you know when she hands them over for me to wrap.
Why are you getting her a second hand phone?
Ah, so you enjoy the company of other menDude, i've got nearly 30 years in the military - you're going to have to come up with something much better than that to get a bite out of me