What are your missing man skills?

[No1newts]

I thought we were rid of kwerk a while back?!?

 

[Freakbro]

Welcome back Kwerk

 

[Kosmiche]

This is disturbingly sober for a kwerk thread.

Kwerk go back to the drawing board please, make a thread entitled "how to airbrush breasts onto men" or something like that.

Cheers

 

[ianh]

Learning to Weld would be top of my "to Do" list. I'm handy with a soldering iron which is basically the same isn't it

 

[V4NT0M]

What a random list.

 

[Judgeneo]

Welcome back

 

[Theophany]

I missed you <3 xxx

 

[EdGey]

I don't like beer...

It's not a skill, but it's all I have to contribute.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

The prophecies were true

I can't use a barbeque very well which is both embarrassing and annoying in spring/summer.

 

[Spook187]

Kwerk you can't just come back after a ban with a post like that looool.

 

[Judgeneo]

Lets play a game, how short can you reduce Kwerks list? These are the only ones that apply to me

• Don't know how to weld or do metal working in general.
• Never been in a proper street fight.
• Don't know anything about cars beyond simple fluid/filter changes.
• Only used a big proper chainsaw once. Never
• Never gutted a big animal, I pay a game processor to do it
• Can't fly a plane or helicopter.
• Don't know how to drive a fork lift, tractor or any sort of heavy machinery.
• Still have a bit of trouble reversing trailers, especially short ones. Never tried

 

[King Damager]

I'll edit with an actual thought in a second

What are your missing man skills?
What are the things you should probly be able to do as a competent adult man, but cant?

Don't know how to weld or do metal working in general.
Never brewed my own beer or wine.
Never been in a proper street fight.
Can't SCUBA dive.
Only used a big proper chainsaw once. - never
Never gutted a big animal, I pay a game processor to do it
Never gutted a fish (see fishing).
Can't fly a plane or helicopter.
Don't know how to drive a fork lift, tractor or any sort of heavy machinery.
Dont know how to ski.

Don't like beer myself.

Most of yours are through never having had the opportunity to. I'd happily try.

How have you never worn a suit?!

kd

 

[Lopéz]

What are the things you should probly be able to do as a competent adult man, but cant?

Here is a comprehensive list of my missing man skills or knowledge.

• Never brewed my own beer or wine.
• Barely know how to cook.
• Can't SCUBA dive.
• Never gutted a big animal, I pay a game processor to do it
• Dont know how to ski.

My version.

 

[SilverTongue]

*Sam Cooke*

This is great have 5 stars and a cookie

Think the only man-skill I don't have is DIY apart from flatpack stuff

Also which admin has drunk too much? I mean letting Kwerk back...really?

 

[Westyfield2]

Watching something sad without crying .

 

[colzboppo]

Never shot a real gun
Never climbed an actual mountain
Can't drive a car
Don't own a power drill
Never had a tattoo
Never been to a casino
Haven't ever hired an escort or similiar 'lady of the night'

Theres more but its easy to think of things you haven't done, of all those, i'd definitely like to learn to drive, not so i can spend all my time travelling stuck in traffic jams, no, i'd like to take one out for a spin on a real race/rally track.

Manskills. lol....

 

[King Damager]

How is hiring an 'escort' a man skill. It just requires a phone call and money.

kd

 

[mollymoo]

I built a shed today so I'm fine with the man skills....... I also ironed

 

[Rich1988]

I don't think lacking car knowledge really counts as a missing man skill these days, really I don't think anyone knows much beyond the basic oil and tyre change. Wouldn't worry about it.

You what ?

 

[supergluechris]

What are the things you should probly be able to do as a competent adult man, but cant?

Here is a comprehensive list of my missing man skills or knowledge.

• Don't know how to weld or do metal working in general.
• Only have a basic knowledge of wood working.
• Never used a lathe.
• Don't know anything at all about photography.
• Can't play any musical instruments.
• Never brewed my own beer or wine.
• Barely know how to cook.
• Never been in a proper street fight.
• Don't know anything about cars beyond simple fluid/filter changes.
• Don't really know how electricity works.
• Don't know how exactly radio and light works, VHF, HAM, RFID, IR and all that stuff.
• Don't know about electronics, relays, capacitors, no idea. Wasn't paying attention in school.
• Not a very strong swimmer.
• Don't know how to do fishing.
• Never worn a suit or smoked a cigar ever.
• Don't understand how weather works, the different clouds, systems, cells, pressures and all that boring crap.
• Don't know anything about astronomy or constellations.
• Don't know anything about sailing or boats.
• Can't SCUBA dive.
• Only used a big proper chainsaw once.
• Never gutted a big animal, I pay a game processor to do it
• Never gutted a fish (see fishing).
• Can't fly a plane or helicopter.
• Don't know how to drive a fork lift, tractor or any sort of heavy machinery.
• Still have a bit of trouble reversing trailers, especially short ones.
• Dont know how to ski.

I do not know any of these things. I've not even changed the tyre on my car yet. Also, does not being able to get a lady count as having having a man skill because I seem to be really good at it. If not then it can also be added to the list