what bug is it?

[wesley]

hi

girlfriend found this on our bed this morning its about 5mm long

 

[arctine]

Woodlouse.

If you came within 4 meters of it, you're already dead.

 

[FoxEye]

Crabs?

 

[pingwing]

No idea what it is but I suggest you burn the bed so no more com back!

Might be worth burning down the house just to be on the safe side

 

[doofer]

Carpet Beetle larvae, get some Mothballs quick before it's too late!

 

[Soundood]

holy ****, that is the rare bed ridden louse, see where he goes, hes got mates hiding somewhere...lots of mates

 

[DirtyJester]

Wetspot muncher

 

[TheBigCheese]

Whatever it is, it's cute!

 

[Doohickey]

Woodlouse..

That's one hairy woodlouse

 

[arctine]

That's one hairy woodlouse

I don't think it has legs either

They're the most dangerous kind!

 

[MarkA]

Carpet Beetle larvae, get some Mothballs quick before it's too late!

This shows the same bug in google images.

 

[Cleeecooo]

girlfriend found this on our bed this morning its about 5mm long

Size doesn't matter

 

[TheYoungster]

Bet she told you that huh?

 

[dannyjo22]

In before the queen wasp/hornet meme.

Yep Carpet Beetle larvae. Fine as long as you don't have 100% wool carpets

 

[JohnnyG]

That's a Queen Wasp for sure, my son has seen me kill them and can verify this.

 

[Andy90]

In before the queen wasp/hornet meme.

Yep Carpet Beetle larvae. Fine as long as you don't have 100% wool carpets

Erm, it will eat any linen, wool or cotton based material, including clothes.

Best get some stuff to sort it out - you can get powder to put down to kill them.

 

[wesley]

lol thanks

 

[TurnipHead]

Spider.

 

[Mercutio]

Obligatory "pin it down with a dollop of mustard, punch it in the kidneys then nuke it from orbit" post.

 

[Zenduri]

Took 14 posts before the Queen Wasp comment lol.... the forums are slowing down now days!