Today, I set out to buy lunch, get some cash back in order to post something and then go home to eat lunch and relax.
Now, I went to the shop but the till assistant forgot to give me my money and I never realised 'til I was down the street. Now, just by chance, I happened to realise my error in front of 3 scruffy little chavs.
I turned around sharply, as you do when you've forgotten £15, in order to make my way back. Now, thinking back a little bit, these chavs must've thought it was there presence which made me turn and start walk away from them. So, thinking they had the upper-hand they walked side-by-side with me and just looked at me.
So it goes like this:
Me: What are you looking at?
Chav #1: WHAT LAD? WHAT?
Me: I said. What.. are... you... looking... at?
Chav #1: Think your hard lad?
Me: In what context?
Chav #1: WHAT? (Clearly doesn't know what the word context means)
I just carried on walking at this point. Then they slow down and they're behind me. Thinking they might've grown up I carry on to get my £15 from the supermarket.
Then a ball flys past me. I guess it was aimed at me but it was a terrible shot. I thought about kicking it over the road but considering there were 3 chavs and I've only had 3 hours sleep in the last 28 hours, I thought better of it.
So I ignore it and carry on. Then Chav #1 runs past me to collect his ball, flicks it up a little to look cool (read: pathetic) and does one of those "It looks like I'm gonna kick it at you, but I'm not really" thing.
Now, I was ok up to this point. I was going to let it pass. But I flinched and I felt embarassed at them laughing at me. So I go into keyboard warrior mode, which is not very keyboard like.
Me: Listen. **** Off, before you really **** me off.
Chav #1: COME ON THEN YEH ***!
He doesn't advance towards me at this point. So I walk off confused.
. So I walk ahead and they're way behind so I finally think that's the end. Anyway, to cut this short...
I carry on and Chav #2 who is the bigger of them all starts walking up to me from behind. Shouting all sorts of abuse about how he's gonna "proper knock me head off like" and quite frankly, I was in a rage at this point and told him if he didn't shut up that I would shut him up and that WOULD be the end of the matter.
Obviously, my "non-obvious" Liverpool accent and style of dressing made them think I'm easy to fight or whatever, I dunno. But he persisted but I was at the shop entrance at this point and just walked in.
It just so happens that I used to work there and my brother is the Grocery Manager. So lots of people came out etc blah blah. I didn't want a big scene so I told everyone to get inside and waited for the chavs to get bored and walk away.
Anyway, I just think it's terrible, you know? I didn't provoke this kind of attack on myself in any way whatsoever. These guys wanted a fight and I had to restrain myself as best as I could from really hurting Chav #2. Luckily, I got to the shop entrance before I lost it.
Just all mad and aggrivated right now.
. Needed to rant.
*sigh*
Edit: Sorry about the poor spelling etc, rantety rant style.
Phil.
Now, I went to the shop but the till assistant forgot to give me my money and I never realised 'til I was down the street. Now, just by chance, I happened to realise my error in front of 3 scruffy little chavs.
I turned around sharply, as you do when you've forgotten £15, in order to make my way back. Now, thinking back a little bit, these chavs must've thought it was there presence which made me turn and start walk away from them. So, thinking they had the upper-hand they walked side-by-side with me and just looked at me.

So it goes like this:
Me: What are you looking at?
Chav #1: WHAT LAD? WHAT?
Me: I said. What.. are... you... looking... at?
Chav #1: Think your hard lad?
Me: In what context?
Chav #1: WHAT? (Clearly doesn't know what the word context means)
I just carried on walking at this point. Then they slow down and they're behind me. Thinking they might've grown up I carry on to get my £15 from the supermarket.
Then a ball flys past me. I guess it was aimed at me but it was a terrible shot. I thought about kicking it over the road but considering there were 3 chavs and I've only had 3 hours sleep in the last 28 hours, I thought better of it.
So I ignore it and carry on. Then Chav #1 runs past me to collect his ball, flicks it up a little to look cool (read: pathetic) and does one of those "It looks like I'm gonna kick it at you, but I'm not really" thing.
Now, I was ok up to this point. I was going to let it pass. But I flinched and I felt embarassed at them laughing at me. So I go into keyboard warrior mode, which is not very keyboard like.
Me: Listen. **** Off, before you really **** me off.
Chav #1: COME ON THEN YEH ***!
He doesn't advance towards me at this point. So I walk off confused.
. So I walk ahead and they're way behind so I finally think that's the end. Anyway, to cut this short...I carry on and Chav #2 who is the bigger of them all starts walking up to me from behind. Shouting all sorts of abuse about how he's gonna "proper knock me head off like" and quite frankly, I was in a rage at this point and told him if he didn't shut up that I would shut him up and that WOULD be the end of the matter.
Obviously, my "non-obvious" Liverpool accent and style of dressing made them think I'm easy to fight or whatever, I dunno. But he persisted but I was at the shop entrance at this point and just walked in.
It just so happens that I used to work there and my brother is the Grocery Manager. So lots of people came out etc blah blah. I didn't want a big scene so I told everyone to get inside and waited for the chavs to get bored and walk away.
Anyway, I just think it's terrible, you know? I didn't provoke this kind of attack on myself in any way whatsoever. These guys wanted a fight and I had to restrain myself as best as I could from really hurting Chav #2. Luckily, I got to the shop entrance before I lost it.
Just all mad and aggrivated right now.
. Needed to rant.*sigh*

Edit: Sorry about the poor spelling etc, rantety rant style.
Phil.

