Deodorant? Just plain ol' Boots natural pit-drier onna stick.
Aftershaves? Let's have none of this gender-dividing defensive nomenclature here -
Perfumes, I say! They're all just pleasant-smelling liquids in bottles, after all.
You know how some of you spend all your money and time on computers, detangoing Integras and getting scammed on eBay? Well, let me introduce you to
my hobby:
Gucci Rush
YSL Live Jazz [okay, this one's an aftershave]
Thierry Mugler Cologne [um, and so's this actually]
Ormonde Jayne Isfarkand
Ormonde Jayne Ormonde Man
Floris Santal
Floris Special no. 127
Floris JF
Serge Lutens Chergui
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