What do children call their front bottom?

the reason why people without kids fail to see the reason for a nickname is because they have never had a kid shouting that their vagina hurts repeatedly on a bus!

and no, no, probably,

peepee i think suits, they don't need anything else yet!
 
Mommy pig, and daddy pig are their current reference, she caught me peeing one day and said daddy pig, so I reinforced it.
He cousin saw his dad peeing, and heard the word willy, shouted it for days.

I'd rather have her shouting daddy pig in public, than willy :)
 
clade said:
the reason why people without kids fail to see the reason for a nickname is because they have never had a kid shouting that their vagina hurts repeatedly on a bus!

and no, no, probably,

peepee i think suits, they don't need anything else yet!
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Yeah, because no one will know what it means when they are shouting that their peepee hurts. Mommy pig is pretty damn obscure though.
 
Antar Bolaeisk said:
Do you also teach her to refer to other body parts with special names? I don't see the need to use euphemisms for words, and body parts, that are perfectly normal.
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This.

Why confuse the child and dump our pointless anxieties onto it, children have enough issues regarding their body as it is.
It's a penis or a vagina.


Adults are so stupid sometimes :rolleyes:
 
My niece and missus go with foof, i think its horrid but hey ho.

Just for kicks, hedgehog with its throat slit.
 
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clade said:
the reason why people without kids fail to see the reason for a nickname is because they have never had a kid shouting that their vagina hurts repeatedly on a bus!

and no, no, probably,

peepee i think suits, they don't need anything else yet!
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So are you, as the parent, embarrassed at your kid using a perfectly fine word in a public place or are you worried that it might embarrass those around who's ears are assaulted which such a normal word?

If it's the former then kids do embarrassing things the whole time, it's pretty much their purpose in life. If it's the latter then why do you care?

Granted I'm not a parent but I still don't see the big deal of kids using penis and vagina.
 
To all those saying "Oh, just call it a vagina for goodness sake", it's not the actual vagina that's being referred to, is it?

Not with my 3 year old daughter I hasten to add, but terms in this household would be minge, fanny, flaps or just plain old 'see you next Tuesday' when talking to my missus.

We haven't really talked about how we should refer to my daughter's genitals, but at the moment it's her front bottom.
 
Vajoingle.

Growing up in NI, we would refer to them as a girl's "wee line". Like "Oh meiiii GAAWWWD, she's runnin' about with her weee liiiiiine outttt!!!"

In realistic terms though, for Christ's sake just teach your kid the correct name -- refer to it as her vagina, or if you want to be exact, vulva.
 
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