-Mid level management in a top heavy organisation along with their bullcrap management speak. Synergise my middle finger you inept creeps.
-Dole scoungers. Get a job you lazy leeches.
-Hippies. Take a shower, get a job and stop spouting your illegal drug fuelled crap theories. You are not intelligent, you are stoned. Get a ****ing haircut too. You disgust me.
-Homeless beggars. No, I will not give you money for sitting on your ass and looking sorry. Get up off your ass and work if you're that desperate. Don't litter my streets with your uncouth visage and your revolting odour.
-The politically correct. Are your arses not sore from sitting on the fence? I have an opinion and I will express it. You can chew on your fat tongues if you don't like it. Grow a backbone and speak out or clear off to San Fransisco.
-Hardcore feminists. If you want me to show you some respect, stop shouting at me and blaming your social ineptitude on me. Do something to earn respect. Lead by example and stop being a complete female dog. Invest in a Gillette Venus too, you barbarian.
-Modern bars. Who needs character and atmosphere when you can have 40 Samsung LCD TVs? Yerrr, oi oi the footy is on guvna. Shut up and turn the TV off.
-English lager lout football fans. First of all, an obese skinhead who stinks of bacon when they sweat, with high blood pressure and an overly red complexion is not something I'm afraid of. If you start on me I'll kick your ass, Bozzer. Your logic defies all belief. Someone supports a different football team therefore you must start a fight. Is your life that devoid of any interest that you have to go out and pick fights to make yourself feel important? Stupid question, of course. Why don't you step into my gas chamber, there's free Stella and Carling in it.
-Chavs/Townies/Spides. You are a waste of space, your life is going nowhere. You have no prospects. If you think tucking your white tracksuit bottoms into your socks looks good, even on a 20 year old, there's no hope. Just kill yourself now and save us all the hassle of looking at you - a pathetic excuse for a human being. Clear off back to your slum and overdose on Cillit Bang. Why wait, Argos gold jewelry isn't getting any cheaper.
That's just a few off the top of my head. Plenty more where that came from.