Caporegime
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I agree if referring to the tin hat brigade who believe things for the sake of it. They do more harm than good.
What do you hate? ...
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I agree if referring to the tin hat brigade who believe things for the sake of it. They do more harm than good.
people like you annoy me.
"hello, i'm from the interwebs, what is this humour you speak of?"
nice to know i annoy someone...i can sleep better now
people like you annoy me.
I know, right? I mean, you can't even say that you hate blacks in jest anymore! I mean, if I'd said muslims I'd have gotten a standing ovation!
seeing as no-one's properly biting, the real things I hate are:
people who don't know how to use motorways
people who get bent out of shape when you overtake them
adobe flash
IE6
when I forget my ipod
when I forget my camera
mess
biros that aren't bic
the price of razor blades
Apple's EULA on the iPhone
printers
restarting computers
the price of petrol
lying
people who lack a sense of humour
the slow passage of time
the fact that there doesn't appear to be an ultimate point to anything
that I'm easy to wind up
that most people can't just live and let live
BT
Tesco loans
Computeach
people who think doing drugs makes you a bad person
Bill Hicks' death
Richard Pryor's death
the fact that Stephen Fry isn't my best mate
starting work at 8:30
not finishing til 5:30
that should do for now
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People who drive a 45 miles an hour, regardless of the speed limit.
People who slowly trudge their way around the corner onto the westbound central line platform at Bond Street without a care in the world for all the people behind them who want to get on the train that's just about to leave.
The guy who races off the train in the evening and then blast out of the car park in his Golf without even looing to see if anyone is crossing the road.
Apathy.
Earnestness.
The folks in the gym how leave their gear on a seat instead of putting it in a locker, thus denying that seat to anyone else.
Old people and the unemployed who go shopping on a Saturday. That's the only chance the rest of us get so we could do without you cluttering up the place.
Everyone who works in the service industry in Germany.
Homebase, because they sell you stuff and when you get it home it's broken. Also, none of their staff have any idea what they sell or where it is and they refuse to admit it. just tell me you don't know, don't take me on a slow trawl round the shop that I could have done myself without staring at the back of your dandruffy head.
People who park in bus lanes. Crush their cars with them inside.
People who put their hazards on when parking somewhere they shouldn't. If someone parks behind you it looks like you want to pull out - god you live in a bubble.
Jeremy Kyle - ebola is too good for him and his 'guests'.
"Dr" Gillian Mckeith - see above.
Loads of people I have not met yet, both from this country and abroad.
People who slowly trudge their way around the corner onto the westbound central line platform at Bond Street without a care in the world for all the people behind them who want to get on the train that's just about to leave.
The guy who races off the train in the evening and then blast out of the car park in his Golf without even looing to see if anyone is crossing the road.
Apathy.
Earnestness.
The folks in the gym how leave their gear on a seat instead of putting it in a locker, thus denying that seat to anyone else.
Old people and the unemployed who go shopping on a Saturday. That's the only chance the rest of us get so we could do without you cluttering up the place.
Everyone who works in the service industry in Germany.
Homebase, because they sell you stuff and when you get it home it's broken. Also, none of their staff have any idea what they sell or where it is and they refuse to admit it. just tell me you don't know, don't take me on a slow trawl round the shop that I could have done myself without staring at the back of your dandruffy head.
People who park in bus lanes. Crush their cars with them inside.
People who put their hazards on when parking somewhere they shouldn't. If someone parks behind you it looks like you want to pull out - god you live in a bubble.
Jeremy Kyle - ebola is too good for him and his 'guests'.
"Dr" Gillian Mckeith - see above.
Loads of people I have not met yet, both from this country and abroad.
People who don't understand absurdity and make stupid rules for whats "socially acceptable" harming the cahnces of any future social movement.
People who complain that I smoke in my house, a house is for living in, not for pandering over the resale value or if it's clean.
People who compete with their neighbours because they've got nothing better to do with their life.
Suburban nightmare familys, mummy drives a x5, daddy works in the city, blah blah blah, kids are going to end up nowhere because they're lazy and never do any hard graft.
People who complain about stupid things.
Whoever stopped smoking in pubs, i prefer the smell of smoke over the smell of stale beer and urine personally.
Social commentators.
Lazy sponging scum.
Boring people, racists, fascists, homophones, discrimination in general makes my blood boil.
People who walk slow, drive slow etc. I've got places to go or I wouldn't be moving, get out of my way.
People who can't drive, especially those who's parents bought them a big fancy car which they're gonna crash anyway.
Liars.
People who can't talk about anything good in the pub, ties in with boring people.
Jamie oliver.
People who tell me to "talk properly" "act appropriately", sod off.
People who think CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL LOLOLOLOL!!!111
Also people who use no grammar.
People who spell phoenix, pheonix, it's spelt phoenix.
Ready meals and anyone who feed them to their kids.
Carling, white cider.
Fanboys (particularly mac/ windows/ linux fanboys, and console fanboys)
People who down me for living fast, especially my doctor lecturing me, i know full well what i'm doing to myself, surely going down the gym counts for something.
People with no sense of humour.
Pushovers.
To name a few, i love lots of people don't get me wrong, just don't like a lot either.
I could justify all of those, just don't think its worth my time.
People who complain that I smoke in my house, a house is for living in, not for pandering over the resale value or if it's clean.
People who compete with their neighbours because they've got nothing better to do with their life.
Suburban nightmare familys, mummy drives a x5, daddy works in the city, blah blah blah, kids are going to end up nowhere because they're lazy and never do any hard graft.
People who complain about stupid things.
Whoever stopped smoking in pubs, i prefer the smell of smoke over the smell of stale beer and urine personally.
Social commentators.
Lazy sponging scum.
Boring people, racists, fascists, homophones, discrimination in general makes my blood boil.
People who walk slow, drive slow etc. I've got places to go or I wouldn't be moving, get out of my way.
People who can't drive, especially those who's parents bought them a big fancy car which they're gonna crash anyway.
Liars.
People who can't talk about anything good in the pub, ties in with boring people.
Jamie oliver.
People who tell me to "talk properly" "act appropriately", sod off.
People who think CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL LOLOLOLOL!!!111
Also people who use no grammar.
People who spell phoenix, pheonix, it's spelt phoenix.
Ready meals and anyone who feed them to their kids.
Carling, white cider.
Fanboys (particularly mac/ windows/ linux fanboys, and console fanboys)
People who down me for living fast, especially my doctor lecturing me, i know full well what i'm doing to myself, surely going down the gym counts for something.
People with no sense of humour.
Pushovers.
To name a few, i love lots of people don't get me wrong, just don't like a lot either.
I could justify all of those, just don't think its worth my time.
lol, how specific is that?! you hate words that sound the same but mean different things?!
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Thats not a hate for me, i just laugh at those people for being so simple and normally chavvy.
I also hate people who drink and then throw up and die everywhere and then turn into states and start crying and things. If you cant drink then dont, it isnt hard, it is simple. Get it all the time at uni and gets on my wick.
Also people who say they like "drum and bass" and then talk about pendulum.
If it was the truth I would have no problem with it, but if you look back I and many others have shown the true evidence time and time again. yet people still can't accept that planes made the towers fall. I find that disrespectful, If they still argue after the facts have been shown. Or they have a very low IQ.
Soldato
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Accident claims! and blame culture
Now, when you go into the post office, usually next to the lottery stand, there’s a similar style stand called 'claim point' where you fill in a little post card, telling the ruthless law firm which nasty god hating person give you and your whole family whiplash, post it free of charge, and wait for the cash to come in.
They even give you a pen to fill in the postcard! Sick!
Rb
Now, when you go into the post office, usually next to the lottery stand, there’s a similar style stand called 'claim point' where you fill in a little post card, telling the ruthless law firm which nasty god hating person give you and your whole family whiplash, post it free of charge, and wait for the cash to come in.
They even give you a pen to fill in the postcard! Sick!
Rb
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Three words - foreign call centres !
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Facts? Don't make me laugh. And I do have a high IQ.
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Caporegime
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Let me guess, according to an internet IQ test?(double roll eyes for a reason)
No. A formal test. Not that it matters.
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Let me guess, according to an internet IQ test?
IQ test are only good for showing whether you're good at IQ tests anyway.
Burnsy