what do you need in the morning in order to function

[Maccapacca]

Weekday

Shower + kiss family goobye + hour ride to work brrrrr cold at moment

Weekend

Kids TV + cuddle kids + shower + bacon buttie + nettle tea

 

[manic111]

Shower, OJ (juice not Simpson), cereal, coffee. Normally rushed to take about 20 mins in total

 

[V4nger]

Cereal, Tea, Shower

 

[apeZ]

More sleep

 

[arc@css]

Shower.

 

[LordSplodge]

Coffee at home, cycle ride to work, ice cold coke, followed by another coffee.

If I'm not cycling then I have more coffee before setting off to work.

I think I may have a problem...

 

[arc@css]

^^Go to town and paint it red....take some ginseng too. Or guarana, even stronger.

 

[Princey]

Warm milk with 3 sugars, shower then OcUK.

 

[matthewhotdude]

Wake up .. BBC news on the telly with some cereal and juice .. Then a shower get ready for work, then make tea/coffee at work n slowly ease myself into conciousness !

Always found that good for when I need to go to sleep, and Sky news for when I wake

 

[z3r0]

Coffee, food.

 

[Jonny69]

Shot of whisky and a leftover kebab, followed by a strong coffee.

 

[randal]

Tea, Sainsbury's Red Label. My day is a failure without it, everything else can hang so long just so long as I get my tea.

 

[Megahurtz400]

Shower and a cigarette

 

[FBi7]

Cig - Strong Coffee - Dump - Shower

 

[PMKeates]

Fap and coffee. I can do without both, but there's consequences.

 

[1Day]

Coffee and lots of it.

 

[Lysander]

Shower, coffee, breakfast. In that order. And before I do any work. It's like the fire triangle. If any part of it is cut off I cease to exist.

 

[Badgi]

Drink (usually squash of some description), bowl of cereal, then out for a run. If it's not a run day then I like to start the day with a cup of black coffee.

Oh, and obivously, torment the girlfriend if she hasn't already buggered off to work.....

 

[Lethagized]

A cuppa tea usually does the trick

 

[martynbez]

Tea! Milk 2 sugars