What is it with knobs up town?

doofer said:
What you need to do is round up an OcUK Keyboard Warrior Possé and go there and shout Failboat and LOLZ through their letterbox. That'll teach them.
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benneh said:
Simple, firebomb the pub :).
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Great replies :)

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What is it with knobs up town?

We end up in Chicago's in Walsall



And you didnt expect this because?

Also didnt your Mrs work in Chicago's behind the bar?
 
You got into a fight for kicking a bottle under a table? Please tell me your joking? That can't be the sole reason the bouncer pulled your mate away...
 
Tom|Nbk said:
Being 6ft 2" and built like a brickhouse :p I can't say I've ever had this problem but I've had mates approached etc, and always see some sort of trouble. It's just not worth it anymore, I save a lot more money and hassle by staying in and having a quiet drink.
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Same... completely boycotted pubs and clubs these days, and I'd much rather either invite some mates over for a drink / curry / movie / game of poker / banter, or go to their house with some other mates for the same things. Far easier, less hassle, miles cheaper, lots of seating arrangements, food to order... list is endless!
 
willhub said:
Its the same all over, once I was in york with at 3am, I had to walk home which was about 10 miles, got a taxi in the end, but on my way through york this lass with his boyfriend just spat in my face as I was talking by and I was like wtf!?!?!, I've been treated before when I was out with people too and at this guys house I was nearly smacked for some odd reason and a drunk guy was going to stab me once or so he said, so I hardly go out anymore, its all over.
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maybe you just have one of those faces that people never get tired of punching :cool:
 
Tom|Nbk said:
Being 6ft 2" and built like a brickhouse :p I can't say I've ever had this problem but I've had mates approached etc, and always see some sort of trouble. It's just not worth it anymore, I save a lot more money and hassle by staying in and having a quiet drink.
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I am 5 foot 6 and never had any trouble personally, always see fights, never even had a fight, you can talk your self out of any fight.
 
Anders0n said:
You got into a fight for kicking a bottle under a table? Please tell me your joking? That can't be the sole reason the bouncer pulled your mate away...
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unfortunately ive almost been on the unhappy end of a bouncer for leaving an empty bottle outside a club before i went in even though there wasnt a bin about, so I can fully belive some power mad bouncer tried to kick him out for that
 
lee32uk said:
maybe you just have one of those faces that people never get tired of punching :cool:
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:confused: nahhh my face aint that bad :(.

I got a pic of me in members pics or something, that tom says I look like john lennon abit but I dont think so but then again he did get shot dint he so maybe you are right.
 
blitz2163 said:
unfortunately ive almost been on the unhappy end of a bouncer for leaving an empty bottle outside a club before i went in even though there wasnt a bin about, so I can fully belive some power mad bouncer tried to kick him out for that
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The bouncers in Walsall are complete and utter *****. I was refused from a club for being "dressed to casual" I was wearing shirt, trousers and shoes :confused:

When I asked what I should wear I was simple told to "**** off and go read FHM"

To which my mate replied. "So what? were meant to wear a bra?" The bouncer nearly set about him.

T.
 
cheets64 said:
I am 5 foot 6 and never had any trouble personally, always see fights, never even had a fight, you can talk your self out of any fight.
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Yea very true, I just never seem to attract trouble. Im presuming it's because of my build and height without sounding too much like an e hero :p

Maybe I'm just lucky and possibly the fact I don't think I can own the world when I've had a drink.
 
Ace Modder said:
We end up in Chicago's in Walsall. At about 2am, a bottle falls off the table we are standing around. and Neil kicks the bottle accidently to Paul's feet not seeing it fall on the floor, so Paul kicks the bottle away under the table.
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I haven't read all the other replies and I am sorry your other half got assaulted, that part is inexcusable but that sounds like a tall story to begin with.....
 
So the bouncer was dragging your mate out and knocked into some people, then you ended up in a fight because of it? :confused:
 
willhub said:
:confused: nahhh my face aint that bad :(.

I got a pic of me in members pics or something, that tom says I look like john lennon abit but I dont think so but then again he did get shot dint he so maybe you are right.
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LOL, and I look like Matt Damon apparently :D
 
That is a terrible experience that you had. I hope your wife is allright :(

Law enforcement in this country is becoming a joke with the bad guys pretty much getting away with anything.

In 1995 I was visiting Paris with 5 of my mates. It was a busy Saturday night and we sat down in a cafe to have some grub before goin clubbing. We were sitting on the pavement around a small table along with other customers.

What happened next caught me completely by surprise. This asswipe comes up to our table, unzips...and proceeds to pee on us and our table. Still peeing he goes to another table and then kicks it over lookin for a fight.

This goes on for about 5 minutes and then outta nowhere comes the paddy wagon. 4 Gendarmes jump out all dressed in deep blue and wearin military-style boots. All of them pull out their nightsticks and proceed to beat the living s__t out of that guy till hes a crumpled heap on the sidewalk. They then manhandle him into the back of the van, ask if we are all ok and if any of us want to press charges and then off they went.

I looked at my mates and they looked back at me and I knew we were all thinking the same thing "If we had this sort of thing in the UK a lot of problems would be solved"

There is no fear of police in our country. No sense of a deterrent force. And on top of that they are pretty powerless anyways.

Now Im not saying France is some kinda paradise but from what I saw their police dont seem to be burdened by the threat of lawsuits and polictical correctness that ours are.

I doubt we will ever see that kind of thing here (they have "human rights" remember) and in the meantime the baddies have a free run of everything it seems.

Do not ever go back to that place Ace Modder, it is shameful that the worms who did this to you are not jailed for 10 years in solitary confinement with 1 meal a week :mad:
 
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