What is the most disgusting thing you have experienced?

Maximum Triceratops said:
This happened about a year ago, ordered a taxi to take me and the Wife into town, got in the front seat and as he asked where we wanted to go a greeny flew out of his mouth and straight into mine, I instinctively swallowed it and was too embarrased to say anything though im pretty sure he saw what happened aswell. lol?
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Outstanding! Actually spat my beer over my keyboard:D
 
Things I have witnessed:

A mate had been drinking cider and black all evening, we got on the bus on the way home which he threw up on. Right by the exit doors, which smeared his purple foamy sick all over the place.

Another time, on a bus, someone was about to be sick, they put their hands to their mouth and it came out of the sides. Haha!

Random gross videos on the net.
 
Dunno, probably vomiting through my nose and getting bits of partially digested food stuck in it and having to pick them out.

Also when you have really 'clayey' excrement that doesn't fully come out, you don't clean up perfectly and then a couple of ours later you have bum hairs stuck together and have to clean it off in the bath :/
 
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Lou said:
Moral of the story: ALWAYS look into your cup before you take a sip!
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It's probably not the most disgusting thing that's happened to me but it's all I can think of atm. It's also similar.

Ages ago now I was having a few cans while watching TV on the computer. As I didn't have a bin in the room there was a few cans on the computer desk.

I picked up the can I was drinking out of and took a mouthful. Instantly I had to spit it out on the floor :(.

Turns out that I hadn't picked up the can I was drinking from, I'd picked up the can I'd used as an ashtray (since I was too lazy to go and get one :p). So Instead of getting a nice cold mouthful of beer, I'd got a nice warm mouthful of beer and fag ash :(.

I decided that it was time to go and get an ashtray and a bin after that :D (and a cloth to clean up the mouthful of beer on the floor :p).

HangTime said:
Also when you have really 'clayey' excrement that doesn't fully come out, you don't clean up perfectly and then a couple of ours later you have bum hairs stuck together and have to clean it off in the bath :/
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Yeah, that's pretty disgusting, definitely shower time when that happens :(.

Edit: Just thought of something related to this.

One time when I was drunk and on my walk home (pretty far) I became desperate for a number two. I was pretty drunk at this point and still quite far away from home, so I decided to go in the bushes.

Obviously I had nothing to wipe with so decided that I'd just get a shower when I got home. By the time I got home, being pretty drunk, I'd completely forgotten about this happening so just went to bed.

Well, when I woke up it must have been an horrible one that would have needed a really good wipe, and probably a shower, as my boxers were stuck to my arse and when I pulled them away it was all crispy and minging.

Needless to say those boxers went in the bin and I got straight in the shower.
 
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When I was a kid, probably about 6-7 I was over at my mates house, which was a farm, and we were in the fields playing. He went to kick a cowpat, not seeing me standing in front of him and I shouted NAOOOOOOOO and it went splat right in my mouth. His mum had to wash mm mouth out with a hose pipe :(
 
When I was at school, a fly landed on my eye and laid its eggs on the surface of my eyeball.
These eggs travelled to the back of my eye where they began to gestate and increase in size. This led to a loss of vision in the eye and immense agony.
Although my GP diagnosed it as conjunctivitis, the pharmacist disagreed with him and advised my mother to take me straight to Moorfields.
When I got up there, they rushed me straight to an operating room where the slackened the gubbins at the back of the eyeball so they could turn it almost fully around in the socket. They found a cluster of almost hatching maggots.
Luckily for me they were able to scrape them off and treat the resulting infection. I'm also thankful to hear that the GP has finally been struck off the register, although not as a result of my complaint.
 
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Skully said:
Seeing the inside of a dead man's skull on the pavement.
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That pretty much trumps them all.

I have seen a couple of dead bodies, not really disgusting as it wasn't too close but I was doing tree surgery on a railway line in Croydon about 15 years ago and some suit had hung himself on a barbed wire fence. We could only get so close because of police but you could see the guy was literally covered in bluebottles. :(
 
There's been a few but one fairly grim thing happened to me only yesterday. I'd taken a bite of pizza which just happened to be outrageously hot and burnt the roof of my mouth. I just carried on eating because I'm a man and can deal with it. However a bit later on in the afternoon I felt something on the roof of my mouth with my tongue so tried to move it out of the way... at which point I suddenly felt a fair bit of liquid in my mouth. Only then did I realise that was a lovely blister.
 
I attempted downloading a porn movie when I was a teenager and it turned out to be a video of some foreign fellas holding a poor guy on the ground and cutting his head off with a saw. At first I watched out of curiosity but I nearly vomited and couldn't hit escape quick enough after I realised what was going on! The sound of his struggles are haunting :( Needless to say, I gave up downloading porn :p
 
My son likes raisins. A lot. We recently had a babies day out at a country park. Cue lots of babies happily crawling round. I notice my son chewing something, but only did I realise the horror when I saw him go for round two. The entire area we decided to picnic at was covered in dry rabbit poo.

Another child related story, but my friend's son who is potty training. He really struggles to know the precise moment it's poo-time, so they often let him 'hang loose' and make several journeys to the downstairs loo.

However, in this case, he really left it late. Having just had a new settee and carpet to much expense, my friend had to catch what happened to be the biggest crap I have ever seen leave a small child (and I have witnessed several 'live births' during nappy changes in my time). Best of it is, he had to hold the almighty log while his wife took photographic evidence of the toilet snake!

/edit: The same friend also had a job at Burton's. One delightful Saturday afternoon a gentlemen decided to rattle the snake in the changing rooms, leaving his 'nut' on the mirror. My friend was tasked with the clean-up, though he won't say whether he accepted the challenge.
 
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Watching my 23 year old cat Pluto take on 2 loose german shepherds... At one point they had him in their gobs almost pulling him in 2!

The little raskal held true and gave up a decent enough fight to scare the dogs. Took Pluto a few days to recover but he was fine, the yob who didn't have them on a leash took a little longer!

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Went to Pirates in Magaluf quite a few years ago, the guy sitting next to me was totally smashed after drinking a lot of sangria, after a while he looked a bit greeen then proceeded to evacuate his guts into an empty glass sitting on the table, the whole table just kind of looked then laughed it off... about 1/2 hr later the guy picked up his glass and went to take a drink (i can only assume he was so drunk he thought it was his sangria) the whole table went quiet and looked eagerly in anticipation as he then took an almighty glug of his own vomit which looked like vegetables in a rancid creamy sauce and proceeded to swallow it :/

i suppose we could have stopped him but wheres the fun in that hahahah
 
Remember going over to a mates house to play some battlefield, sat on his bed while he was sat playing the game only to notice it was covered in his ***** stains from the previous nights sexathon with his girlfriend!
 
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