What is the most serious trouble you have been in?

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I noticed a similar thread and this popped in my head, personally I have been a good boy and peaked at being given an ear full for smoking at school :cool:

Can anyone top that mean feat?
 
When I was around 10, a copper stopped me when I was walking through a school yard on a weekend. I explained that I was merely taking a short-cut and on route to my gran's house to get her shopping (as I did every weekend).
He took my name. I felt embarrassed.

That's my biggest trouble ever. I won't say how old I am now but I really should get out more I know.
 
Climbing over a 6 foot gate taking a short cut, jumping down the other side onto the street. On the other side was a police car with 3 police in it and they seemed to want to search me. I got a bit of a telling off but that was it.

I was walking home after about 8 pints and they were quite understanding.

At school, I locked a fire door to stop the girls getting into the boys changing rooms (I think I was 8). I had to sit on the naughty box for an hour. That was worse than being searched by the police.
 
Me and a friend were walking to my house, I was trying to be big and had a BB gun and balaclava, waving it about. Police car came along, they took my details then had to leave as a man with a machete was along Western Road.
 
Got caught drinking alcohol in school... That's about it!

Always wanted to catch sight of a Security Guard in a shopping centre and leg it for no reason though, would be funny to see them give chase even though it's for nothing!!
 
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Trying to break in to a boarded up hotel using golf clubs for some reason. We were only young and got slap on the wrists.
 
DO you remember when you were at primary school, and you would get that classroom hubbub, and every so often it would go quiet, just for a second or two? Not for any particular reason, just the way it was.

I was about 10 years old and sitting next to my friend Barry who kept asking me inane questions and generally being a bit irritating, I forget why. I lost my temper and turned to him and said "Barry, just ****...OFF".

I didn't say it particularly loudly, but I said it just in that lull. Whole classroom went silent. Teacher stood, stunned, then ordered me to sit outside the classroom. I sat there for a few minutes, before the headteacher came walking past on his rounds.

"Why are you sitting out here?"

I burst into tears.
 
Been arrested and charged numerous times for drug offences (the "trafficking" (I wasn't, forgot I had any on me) over international boarders one was a particularly worrying incident), charged once for criminal damage, arrested a few times for breach of the peace. No convictions.
 
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Getting caught with weed a couple of times and been pulled for peeing in the street, a few fines for them both, nothing major.
 
Being arrested for failing a roadside breathalyser. Those hand held things only really tell that someone had had a drink, not how much. The contraption with the apple acorn keyboard and bubbling glass jars decreed that I was less than half the legal limit - decreasing on both the first and the second test.
Me alone in the cop shop with 5 or 6 burly coppers - one of 'em puts on these blue latex gloves, I took a step back, eyeing him with suspicion, pointed and said "They better not be what I think they're for..."
They all had a good laugh at my expense :o

Reassuringly, the gloves were only to ensure any 'evidence' (the contents of my pockets) was not contaminated or biased.
 
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