What is the worst Knock Knock joke?

gjrc · 21 Sep 2007 at 16:36

Mephisto said:
German version of the Knock Knock joke:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's me!

now thats humour!

french version:

knock knock
we surrender!

RoachycaL · 21 Sep 2007 at 16:48

Gaz1988 said:
knock knock
come in.

WIN!

~>Dg<~ · 21 Sep 2007 at 17:18

if we bring the doorbell into the joke were all ****

Usher · 21 Sep 2007 at 17:33

Hello, do you know me
yes
will you still remember me tomorrow
yes
will you still remember me next week
yes
will you still remember me next month
yes

knock knock
who's there
see !you forgot me already

Mephisto · 21 Sep 2007 at 17:35

Usher said:
Hello, do you know me
yes
will you still remember me tomorrow
yes
will you still remember me next week
yes
will you still remember me next month
yes

knock knock
who's there
see !you forgot me already

lol, I remember telling that to people in the playground at first school

pitchfork · 21 Sep 2007 at 18:14

knock knock
who's there?
you wanna buy a sofa mate, £200 still in the wrapping, it's on the van now.
maybe, lets have a look
hmm, call it £150?
£170?
go on then, bring it through, theres a pint for you if you can get it in my music room
okay, thats £170 cash in hand
here you go mate
cheers, i'll get my boy out of the van we'll bring it through
this is a nicked sofa aint it?
No

lol, happened in reality though.

DAVEM · 21 Sep 2007 at 19:13

Knock Know
Who's there?
The Mcanns?
The Mcanns who?
THe Mcanns who didn't keep an eye on their children properly

I'll get my coat

Mark A · 21 Sep 2007 at 19:24

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spitomish
Spitomish who?
Ok *spits*

stickroad · 21 Sep 2007 at 19:27

C64 said:
knock knock
who's there?
city link
about ******* time

ROFL, Best one posted so far.

Lew · 21 Sep 2007 at 19:35

Knock knock,
Whos there
Bigish,
Bigish Who??
No thanks

as in Big Issue (magazine) must read it out loud

sorry re-post Didnt read all of thread

DAVEM · 21 Sep 2007 at 19:37

Lew said:
Knock knock,
Whos there
Bigish,
Bigish Who??
No thanks

as in Big Issue (magazine) must read it out loud

sorry re-post Didnt read all of thread

That's been posted at least 5 times now :confused:

Moredhel · 21 Sep 2007 at 19:44

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saurus

agw_01 · 21 Sep 2007 at 19:57

One of my favourites from when I was an immature little kid... oh wait

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bear
Bear Who?

Wait for it...

Bear Bum

I know, FAIL

hardc0re_tid · 21 Sep 2007 at 21:23

Megahurtz400 said:
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Boo
Boo Who?
No need to cry its only a joke

LOVE the Gestapo one!

i dont get it? the gestapo one that is, care to explain?

hardc0re_tid · 21 Sep 2007 at 21:24

omg! double post

jaykay · 21 Sep 2007 at 21:29

hardc0re_tid said:
i dont get it? the gestapo one that is, care to explain?

The gestapo were the Nazi police, and basically controlled their lives. They watched everyone for any nazi haters and asked every one.

Timdog · 21 Sep 2007 at 23:35

knock knock
whos there?
mercy book
mercy book who?
your welcome

knock knock
whos there?
letter
letter who?
letter keep knocking

knock knock
whos there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Normally i ring the doorbell

knock knock
whos there?
broken pencil
broken pencil who?
its a pointless joke

knock knock
whos there?
wooden
wooden who?
wouldnt you like to know

knock knock
whos there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dis is da police, open up!

knock knock
whos there?
Yule
yule who?
You'll never know unless you open the door

knock knock
whos there?
Isaac
Isaac who?
I is sick of knock knock jokes

arfur · 21 Sep 2007 at 23:59

jaykay said:
The gestapo were the Nazi police, and basically controlled their lives. They watched everyone for any nazi haters and asked every one.

or watch Allo allo on UK Gold...

J1234 · 22 Sep 2007 at 00:04

C64 said:
knock knock
who's there?
city link
about ******* time

LMFAO.

That's really funny! Winner!!

J1234 · 22 Sep 2007 at 00:10

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Francis !
Francis who ?
Francis on the other side of the Channel.