What is the worst Knock Knock joke?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Eggbert
Eggbert who?
Egg but no bacon.

My kids love this and other knock knock jokes :p

Also:
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
No idea
What do you call a dear with no eyes and no ears?
Still no idea
:p
 
Mat said:
Well get him in here then!
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Knock knock,
Who's there?
A cat!
A cat who?
Super ace cat! Now I will eat your face!


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gary
Gary who?
GARY
Gary who?
GARY, YOU MORON, YOU HAVE MY LAWNMOWER.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Jehovah's witnesses
O Rly?
Ya Rly!
Come in
Really?
No, go away.
 
Knock knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome

Knock knock
Who's there?
Averdap
Averdap who?
Eeew

Knock knock
Who's there?
Old lady
Old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel
 
Knock yourself out...


Who's there ?
Dismay !
Dismay who ?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone live here anymore !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise the limit !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dummy !
Dummy who ?
Dummy a favour and go away!!

Knock, knock Who's there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?

knock knock.
who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
U tal-king to me?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yahoo!
Yahoo who?
Yahoo Mountain Dew!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Car'l get you there faster than a bike.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here I come.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf me alone.

Knock, Knock
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adelia!
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alba!
Alba!
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albert!
Albert who!
Albert you don't know who this is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alexia!
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alison!
Alison who?
Alison it's dark outside!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allegra!
Allegra who?
Allegra is broken!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alli!
Alli who?
Alligator, that's who!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied!
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amana!
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amin!
Amin who?
Amin thing to do!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amsterdam!
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amy!
Amy who?
Amy fraid I've forgotten!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anne Boleyn!
Anne Boleyn who?
Anne Boleyn alley!

Knock Knock
Who's there?.
Annetta!
Annetta who?
Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aretha!
Aretha who?
Aretha flowers!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arizona!
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arthur!
Arthur who!
Arthur any more biscuits in the tin!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atomic!
Atomic who?
Atomic ache!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aunt Lou!
Aunt Lou who?
Aunt Lou do you think you are!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avenue!
Avenue who?
Avenue head the good news!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axl!
Axl who?
Axl me nicely and I might just tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Andy Green.
Andy Green, who?
Andy Green grass grows all around, all around.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out

Knock, knock
Who's There?
Gorilla
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.

Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!!
 
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