What is this creature?

[arc@css]

I love those bugs. Cute critters.

 

[benjii]

Have you lived in a city all your life? I use to see loads of these growing up. Not so many now I'm living in a city though.

 

[Hyburnate]

Oh shhh

 

[Edrof]

Tyranid.

 

[Flubble]

if you rub it on your face it will get rid of wrinkles

 

[Cosimo]

Sexy bug. Chop it up and use it as an aphrodisiac.

 

[tbyeah]

If you eat the eggs prior to their main development, along with the wings of the bug, I hear it makes you irresistible to anyone you wish.

 

[gort]

It's a hex bug. It lives in one of these.

Apparently "The female lays her eggs in hexagonal batches of 25 to 30" so it could well be true!

Get that thing open!

 

[Kosmiche]

Living Wasp, my dad is a queen

 

[dacads]

Urghh wtf

 

[Malevolence]

Green shield bug.

No seriously;

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_shield_bug

Do they stamp people to death in their sleep.

 

[Mynight]

I've heard they gang up together and devour you in your sleep.

The wiki article is a bit lacking on the true horrors of these "bugs"

 

[bloodiedathame]

They smell unpleasant when scared.

 

[jcr]

Its an insect I reckon

 

[Atlas23]

I'd have to go with turtle

 

[jh30uk]

@ OP, was it nesting in your pubes or did it crawl out your Jap's eye?

 

[Mynight]

@ OP, was I nesting in your pubes or did it crawl out your Jap's eye?

Well that's worrying...

 

[G-MAN2004]

They smell unpleasant when scared.

This. Horrible smell.

 

[zyzzyzus]

It's a miniaturised spy drone and is placing microphones around your house.