What is this creature?

arc@css · 14 Jun 2014 at 16:59

I love those bugs. Cute critters.

benjii · 14 Jun 2014 at 17:13

Have you lived in a city all your life? I use to see loads of these growing up. Not so many now I'm living in a city though.

Hyburnate · 14 Jun 2014 at 17:28

Participant said:

Oh shhh

Edrof · 14 Jun 2014 at 17:29

Tyranid.

Flubble · 14 Jun 2014 at 17:34

if you rub it on your face it will get rid of wrinkles

Cosimo · 14 Jun 2014 at 17:37

Sexy bug. Chop it up and use it as an aphrodisiac.

tbyeah · 14 Jun 2014 at 17:46

If you eat the eggs prior to their main development, along with the wings of the bug, I hear it makes you irresistible to anyone you wish.

gort · 14 Jun 2014 at 18:16

Cosimo said:
It's a hex bug. It lives in one of these.

Apparently "The female lays her eggs in hexagonal batches of 25 to 30" so it could well be true!

Get that thing open!

Kosmiche · 14 Jun 2014 at 19:13

Living Wasp, my dad is a queen

dacads · 14 Jun 2014 at 20:30

Urghh wtf

Malevolence · 14 Jun 2014 at 20:34

Mynight said:
Green shield bug.

No seriously;

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_shield_bug

Do they stamp people to death in their sleep.

Mynight · 14 Jun 2014 at 21:21

I've heard they gang up together and devour you in your sleep.

The wiki article is a bit lacking on the true horrors of these "bugs"

bloodiedathame · 14 Jun 2014 at 21:23

They smell unpleasant when scared.

jcr · 15 Jun 2014 at 12:45

Its an insect I reckon

Atlas23 · 15 Jun 2014 at 19:01

I'd have to go with turtle

jh30uk · 15 Jun 2014 at 22:27

@ OP, was it nesting in your pubes or did it crawl out your Jap's eye?

Mynight · 16 Jun 2014 at 01:26

jh30uk said:
@ OP, was I nesting in your pubes or did it crawl out your Jap's eye?

Well that's worrying...

G-MAN2004 · 16 Jun 2014 at 02:02

bloodiedathame said:
They smell unpleasant when scared.

This. Horrible smell.

zyzzyzus · 16 Jun 2014 at 02:07

It's a miniaturised spy drone and is placing microphones around your house.