What is this snake, found it in the garden

[Danfoss2011]

Fastest it's ever moved. It was a case of it moves or my son will kill it in his chair, that or the puppy eating it, it went airborne way after anyone said its protected. It went in the ralway bush so its fine, probs bird food

 

[Glaucus]

I saw about 6 adders the other day, they where loving the sun, didn't know they had such a healthy population.

 

[Morba]

Makes me proud to be bristolian.... not.

 

[explicit4u]

Fastest it's ever moved. It was a case of it moves or my son will kill it in his chair, that or the puppy eating it, it went airborne way after anyone said its protected. It went in the ralway bush so its fine, probs bird food

No video?

Son, I am dissapoint.

Seriously though, you should have just picked it up and placed it out of your garden, it is just a friggin' worm!

 

[Pinkribbonscars]

Slow worm went airborne at some verlocity

As soon as I saw the thread title I knew this was going to be a slow worm. Why you felt the need to throw a completely harmless lizard out of the garden I have no idea, I would hope most people would be interested by something unusual.

 

[bhavv]

As soon as I saw the thread title I knew this was going to be a slow worm. Why you felt the need to throw a completely harmless lizard out of the garden I have no idea, I would hope most people would be interested by something unusual.

Indeed. Stepping on it and then dumping it in the trash can would be far less unusual.

 

[Pinkribbonscars]

Indeed. Stepping on it and then dumping it in the trash can would be far less unusual.

Why? Do you go out of your way to destroy all wildlife?

 

[PapaLazaru]

Lovely creatures, although they look slimy they're actually very smooth. It is basically a legless lizard. Please don't kill it if you see it again, they're a protected species.

I agree.

Slow worm went airborne at some verlocity

 

[Raikiri]

Not all snakes do that but i swear it's a snake. I have no idea how it got there, guessing a bird maybe dropped it

It isn't a snake.

Dont care what it is it's getting launched out of my garden via a tennis racket

They're completely harmless and a protected species.

I think you're my least faviourite poster, well done.

So after being told it's a protected species you hit it out of your property?

He's a complete ****, everything he posts is ridiculous.

Phobias of creepy crawly ugly things =/= pansy

Yes it does, behaving like a scared little girl means you're a pansy.

 

[BringTheRain]

Queen Wasp

It's a snail, my grandfather kills them in his free time ( gardener) .

Hang on I need to get my dad to classify this

YAY i'm famous

 

[Pudney]

Yes it does, behaving like a scared little girl means you're a pansy.

Indeed, man up!

 

[~>Dg<~]

common garden spider

 

[kalvindeane]

If you want, I can tell you its a Queen Wasp

Quoted since it's epic.

Death Adder, Call the local zoo QUICK !!!

Like this:

???

 

[[TW]Sponge]

Raikiri, agreed mate. No need to harm this poor creature really was their? Did you do it to get a big clap from us? Because you have done the exact opposite. What a nice guy

 

[BringTheRain]

Fastest it's ever moved. It was a case of it moves or my son will kill it in his chair, that or the puppy eating it, it went airborne way after anyone said its protected. It went in the ralway bush so its fine, probs bird food

Dont worry cats eat em anyway

 

[Edrof]

Makes me proud to be bristolian.... not.

Good job it wasn't a new Tesco branch.

 

[RDM]

Are they poisonous?

Unless you are going to eat it, you probably don't need to know...

 

[Stormyx]

They look gross lol xD, Tho i would never harm one if i saw it!

 

[Danfoss2011]

Hate snakes, can't go near or see one the tv, proper messes me up.

 

[Deadbeat]

Wish I had these in my garden

With 3 cats and 4 dogs, it's not likely.

Also, lots of pansies in this thread.