What "man jobs" have you done today?

[MOOGLEYS]

I took my kids to an adventure playground. I had to demonstrate that the 40 odd ft Big slide was not scary by having a go.

Now drinking Ale trying to calm my fears of ever going on that slide again.

 

[RJC]

Put my spare pc into a new case.

 

[FoxEye]

I did the washing up.

I liked the way the fairy liquid left my hands smooth and soft.

 

[Freefaller]

You back on bike now?

Just for a few weeks (it's a hire bike).

 

[EdGey]

Went swimming in the sea?

 

[Lummox]

Took one of my wifes friends out in my Porsche.

 

[arknor]

drunk 10 cans of special brew and burnt my neighbours fence down trying to man special brew can chicken

 

[Diagro]

13 hours laminate flooring today. Getting rid of carpwt motha

 

[Guest2]

Drank a couple of these http://www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=4393&afwinid=90909

Found a 20 in the street (then paid for round of drinks with it)

Laid a fat cable

 

[Theophany]

drunk 10 cans of special brew and burnt my neighbours fence down trying to man special brew can chicken

That's a ***** job, not a man job

 

[wannabedamned]

Played Diablo 2...

/fail

 

[MADEinSTOKE]

Fixed the wife's electric recliner

 

[wannabedamned]

Fixed the wife's electric recliner

You have a recliner in the kitchen?

 

[Maccapacca]

Filled the xxxxl paddling pool (6 hrs), took the kids to some archery thing, lit BBQ, cooked lots of pig, eat pig, let the girls clean up and put the kids in bed and slid in pool with beers

 

[Alps]

Got into the kitchen and cooked tea for the good lady, also washed up after.

 

[DJMK4]

De-racked half a rack of servers in a data centre for relocation

 

[Shimmy]

Replaced the rear shocks on my car.

Had curry + beer whilst watching football, wine + roast for dinner.

 

[2bit]

Other half reported dish-washer broken this AM. I am tasked with repairing.

She never goes near the dishy-washy machine normally.

I knew it was on the blink for the last 12 months.

It takes a man to know these things.

 

[Jhaemes]

Went for a family meal, had a curry and naan bread, with a big slice of fudge cake for dessert.

Still full after about 7 hours.

 

[2bit]

What's manly about that? Dear or dear.....
I'd have had Paratha over naan.
Fudge cake?