What really wind's you up?
- Thread starter ben_j_davis
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Ive probably replyed in the past to this thread, but regardless:
-Customers who think i know the prices of everything.
-Customers who hold up the queue to spend 20mins in the way, sorting their purses.
-Customers who think im psychic, and that i know what they want when theu hand me money without saying what its for.
-RM for being useless.
-Teaching Staff who only talk to support staff when they want something.
-Pupils who break floppy drives.
-People who spend more on their cars accessories than they do on the car.
-People who drive around with music blasting out at full volume.
-Attention seakers.
-People who follow the crowd.
-Beta OS's that mess up my bootloader every time i install a new build of it.
-W800 phones for continually breaking on me.
-SeeTickets for advertising Snow Patrol tickets at MEN being available, but then after clicking on order saying that they're sold out.
-People who use the 'offline' mode in Live Messenger.
-Fanboys who are so blinded by loyalty that they cant see the obvious.
-Bandwagons.
-'Diet' products for deceiving people.
-Music stores for incorrectly classifying music.
-Terrorists for forcing a restriction on airplane hand luggage.
-People with bad ringtones.
-Intermittant technical problems.
-People who cant see the funny side of things
-People who think im in a mood when ive gone quiet.
I cant think of more atm.
-Customers who think i know the prices of everything.
-Customers who hold up the queue to spend 20mins in the way, sorting their purses.
-Customers who think im psychic, and that i know what they want when theu hand me money without saying what its for.
-RM for being useless.
-Teaching Staff who only talk to support staff when they want something.
-Pupils who break floppy drives.
-People who spend more on their cars accessories than they do on the car.
-People who drive around with music blasting out at full volume.
-Attention seakers.
-People who follow the crowd.
-Beta OS's that mess up my bootloader every time i install a new build of it.
-W800 phones for continually breaking on me.
-SeeTickets for advertising Snow Patrol tickets at MEN being available, but then after clicking on order saying that they're sold out.
-People who use the 'offline' mode in Live Messenger.
-Fanboys who are so blinded by loyalty that they cant see the obvious.
-Bandwagons.
-'Diet' products for deceiving people.
-Music stores for incorrectly classifying music.
-Terrorists for forcing a restriction on airplane hand luggage.
-People with bad ringtones.
-Intermittant technical problems.
-People who cant see the funny side of things
-People who think im in a mood when ive gone quiet.
I cant think of more atm.
People who ask stupid questions and people who think they are the first person to tell me "that" witty line, for instance i deliver parcels for a living so i get mabye 10 or 12 times a day:
"What is it?"
Its a Box/Bag/Jiffy/Big stick thing in brown paper, guys superman is a fictional character, David Blaine CANNOT fly he's just standing of one leg neither can he read your mind, by the same token by the fact they dont exist i DO NOT HAVE X-RAY EYES AND I DONT HAVE MAGIC POWERS, i dont have a ****** clue what is in your box and i dont ******* care either.
"Its not ticking is it? eh hahaha"
in 10 years of delivering i must have heard that ***** about 8 billion times, it wasnt funny the first time, it wasnt funny the second time and it isnt funny now, even if you look it seriously, you are just a meaningless pleb, who cares enough to waste valuable time and money blowing you up? It would be far easier to stab you in the face with a sharp stick to death and be done becasue its no less than you deserve you life sucking parasite because nobody will look for whoever did it as you dont matter.
If they built a bomb to blow you up the authorities would become suspicious that you DID matter.
Which you dont.
And you never have.
"What is it?"
Its a Box/Bag/Jiffy/Big stick thing in brown paper, guys superman is a fictional character, David Blaine CANNOT fly he's just standing of one leg neither can he read your mind, by the same token by the fact they dont exist i DO NOT HAVE X-RAY EYES AND I DONT HAVE MAGIC POWERS, i dont have a ****** clue what is in your box and i dont ******* care either.
"Its not ticking is it? eh hahaha"
in 10 years of delivering i must have heard that ***** about 8 billion times, it wasnt funny the first time, it wasnt funny the second time and it isnt funny now, even if you look it seriously, you are just a meaningless pleb, who cares enough to waste valuable time and money blowing you up? It would be far easier to stab you in the face with a sharp stick to death and be done becasue its no less than you deserve you life sucking parasite because nobody will look for whoever did it as you dont matter.
If they built a bomb to blow you up the authorities would become suspicious that you DID matter.
Which you dont.
And you never have.
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BoomAM said:
You've not posted for 5 minutes, is something wrong?
People saying 'Whats your MySpace?'
'make a MySpace'
people who use '***' - If you want my advice ******* make the effort in typing properly.
My brother using my PC when he still ahs his in the other room.
Ringtones
When more people get invited to a small get together.
Mobile phones all together
Text messages
MSN etc.
The people who are on MSN until early hours of the morning.
People who try to talk to you when your status is set to busy on MSN.
Some teenagers that are around. - I have to count to 10 so many times if I go any where alone.
Typing this out actually...
Whats wrong with that?
'make a MySpace'
people who use '***' - If you want my advice ******* make the effort in typing properly.
My brother using my PC when he still ahs his in the other room.
Ringtones
When more people get invited to a small get together.
Mobile phones all together
Text messages
MSN etc.
The people who are on MSN until early hours of the morning.
People who try to talk to you when your status is set to busy on MSN.
Some teenagers that are around. - I have to count to 10 so many times if I go any where alone.
Typing this out actually...
BoomAM said:
Whats wrong with that?
People that go on how there life is **** and how they have had such a crap day and every thing has gone wrong and keep going on about it.
Then when you ask them whats wrong the say dont worry or something liek that.
Dont ******* going on about it if you dont want help and if you dont want to talk about it you attension seeking Nob
Then when you ask them whats wrong the say dont worry or something liek that.
Dont ******* going on about it if you dont want help and if you dont want to talk about it you attension seeking Nob
People (mainly rudeboy ***** who think they are driving some sort of super car) who drive around with the poxy foglights on in clear weather. Many a time Ive come aorund the corner at night to find some ****wit in a 206 or similar thinking he's Colin McRae speeding toward me with every light he can muster blazing into my face.
I don't care if you think it makes your car look better - the last thing Im thinking is "Wow, look at his lovely motor!"; on the contrary Im usually swearing like a trucker and panicing because I'm blinded and I can't see a poxy thing. You wont be so bloody happy when I plough into you.
People like this really get on my wick. Even moreso are the occsional idiots who drive with just their sidelights on and foglights! What the..!?1 Just put your headlights on!!
Rant over.
I don't care if you think it makes your car look better - the last thing Im thinking is "Wow, look at his lovely motor!"; on the contrary Im usually swearing like a trucker and panicing because I'm blinded and I can't see a poxy thing. You wont be so bloody happy when I plough into you.
People like this really get on my wick. Even moreso are the occsional idiots who drive with just their sidelights on and foglights! What the..!?1 Just put your headlights on!!
Rant over.
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Armadillos really **** me off, specially when you almost crash trying to avoid them on the roads
Soldato
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Zip said:
Well we have a ford F150 so im more concerned about it's wellbeing than the trucks(plus i dont wanna have to clean that off) but ive heard tales of them doing some serious damage to low profile cars when hit.
If someone wants to be offline, then be offline.Trifid said:Whats wrong with that?
All the offline mode does is hide you until you decide that you want to talk to someone, and then as soon as you talk to someone, you get set back to 'online' again. One of the most pointless 'features' ever imo.
Meh.Zip said:No you dont, if you talk to someone you stay off line. Well thats what it is like in Windows messenger.
Its the greatest invention. I use it all the time so i dont need to talk to people i dont want to
Its a rant thread.
I dont like it. And im sticking with that!