What really wind's you up?

Seeing the fat heffer walk into work this morning reminded me.

I hate it when people are given the responsibility to organise something and then don't. We had a product launch here a couple of months ago, the Head of Global Marketing was organising it. TBH, she couldn't organise a p-up in a brewery. Me and my boss got all the tables organised, showed the caterers where they'd be working, moved the bar in, went out to get supplies, and all with about 2 hours notice as she'd forgotten to put requests in. While we were running round like blue-arsed flies, she was sat up at her desk doing sweet FA probably. The really galling thing was she turned up at the front of the crowd about 5 mins before the MDs came in and congratulated her on her organisation of the day. I nearly choked on my own tongue.
 
This 'Molly' girl in the news who ran off to pakistan at the moment winds me up.. and this debate:

person 1: "...in a few years she will come whining home, married to some illiterate non English speaking, unemployable Muslim hillman and several kids, aunties, uncles, inlaws and cousins and we will have to provide for the whole lot!"

person 2: "Don't you think that is pretty racist. It's narrow minded people like you who cause tension...you can't generalise people."


person 1: "Unfortunately, being brought up in Bradford has taught me that whilst this is not always the case, it is actually very, very common. I have a female friend at the moment who's family won't speak to her because she refuses to marry her illiterate, non-English speaking 1st cousin so he can come here with his Mother & Aunt.
 
Bar staff who spend all night smoking and playing on their phones then when somebody wants serving they moan :confused:
 
People who take too long at ATMs and reinsert their card several times.

The irritating female presenter on CBBC (I'm sure they were never that bad when I was young)

People telling me that I've lost my Scottish accent.

People calling me 'cute'. I was cute when I was 2. Now I'm 21, and I would prefer to be feisty/smart/sexy.

Generalisations about people who went to Oxbridge. Sorry, but unless you've been, you don't really have a clue.

Firefox deleting all my bookmarks.

Worst of all - lorry drivers who overtake (at the slowest possible rate) on the motorway, forcing every single car into the fast lane. Stop ruining everyone else's journey.


Wow - I sound like a really angry person. I'm honestly not :)
 
People who don't indicate on roundabouts. You have to guess where they are going.

People who sit up your backside if they think you've pulled out infront of them on their own 'personal space of road'

Chavs in Novas who sit up your backside.

People who accelerate when you try and overtake them.
 
Mr Mag00 said:
YES why does it do that, you know you can get them back?
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I didn't at the time - aargh! I found out how to about 10 mins ago thanks to Muban and tolien, who I cannot thank enough! Firefox has been driving me crazy recently.
 
People on the tube who buy a ticket, get on the tube, get off at their station as they do 5 days a week, get to the barrier and then think, hang on I need that ticket thingy now dont I hmm where did I put it? :mad:
 
Spunj99 said:
People in queue's at train stations who decide they'll take their ******* sweet time about buying one ticket, when there's a huge queue behind them and they're completely oblivious.

The last time this happened was in Birmingham New Street the other week some woman decided to take 15 ******* minutes buying a ticket, so that i, and many other people in the queue by the sounds of it missed their train and had to wait upto an hour for the next one.

Then she turned around when she'd done and walked off with saying a word.

I'm pretty sure if i was to beat her to death right then and there everybody would have cheered and possibly helped me.

We need new laws.
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I bet it wasn't 15 minutes, prob. just a few and your being overly dramatic.

I commute to London daily and hate the people who tut and moan under their breath in the queues (not to me as I have an annual ticket) but don't have the bottle to say anything to someones face. Don't blame others for you not getting to the station earlier, buying a weekly/monthly ticket in advance or not using a self-service machine.

I can't believe you seem to want an apology from her for using the services that a station office is supposed to provide. You seem like the inconsiderate one to me.
 
Cheekykid said:
It really annoys me when I meet girls and they are OBSESSED with kissing both of my cheeks. Also its irritating when they do that to persons when the last time they saw was yesterday! :mad:
Why not just hug or give one kiss?
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i hate all this touchy feely culture, if we ain't gonna kiss properly or shag then I really don't want you touching me at all really. This is with women by the way, not my male friends, heh.
 
People who don't indicate! :mad:

People who don't know how to use a motorwey properly and sit in the middle lane at 60mph. :mad:

The government. :mad:

Squeaky people who bounce around and think they're kerraaazzzzy and Zany but are actually sad and annoying. :mad:

Other than that, quite a few other things. I'm getting worse the older I get too, can't wait to be old and allowed to moan. :)

Edit: oh, and a lot of commuters. Seems there's some kind of secret shoulder barging contest I don't know about.
 
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For some reason it always bugs me when people use the handle when drinking from a mug. :confused:

Oh, and people starting newspapers from the back :mad:
 
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