What spider?

Theophany · 16 Mar 2014 at 22:48

FlamBango said:
you know spiders can see in the infra red range. So at night when your house / flat is colder they can see the warmth of your bed and will scuttle over for a snug night themselves. Nighty night, sleep well.

Dude, the ****?

rodenal · 16 Mar 2014 at 22:52

They can't, or at least its believed only the jumping spiders can as they're about the only spider with good eyesight (amazing eyesight actually if you read into how it's believed to work).

Most spiders pretty much see by sensing vibrations around them and touch...so whilst you're snoring snorting and generally moving around in bed whilst everything else is still....sleep tight

jh30uk · 16 Mar 2014 at 22:59

Looks like one of your pube lice OP!

'Harry · 16 Mar 2014 at 23:01

It's a spider...

Don't **** with it, and it won't **** with you.

dannyjo22 · 16 Mar 2014 at 23:03

jh30uk said:
Looks like one of your pube lice OP!

Why are you looking so closely at his ****

jh30uk · 16 Mar 2014 at 23:08

Assumed they would be same as the ones your mom gave me.

dannyjo22 · 16 Mar 2014 at 23:10

jh30uk said:
Assumed they would be same as the ones your mom gave me.

My word are you 8 and play a lot of call of duty in a squeaky, balls not dropped voice?

jh30uk · 16 Mar 2014 at 23:12

No cause then she would be a pedo

'Harry · 16 Mar 2014 at 23:13

computer games are for children..

EGuitarStar · 16 Mar 2014 at 23:15

Kiss it goodnight and go to bed, it won't harm you.

Vidar · 16 Mar 2014 at 23:27

I remember waking up in the middle of the night once with an absolutely foul taste like dirt in my mouth and couldn't stop coughing... I ended up going to the bathroom to be sick and as vomit hit the toilet bowl, out came a spider.... ****er had crawled down my throat!

I've since trained myself to breathe through my nose while asleep.......

Hades · 16 Mar 2014 at 23:53

Vidar said:
I remember waking up in the middle of the night once with an absolutely foul taste like dirt in my mouth and couldn't stop coughing... I ended up going to the bathroom to be sick and as vomit hit the toilet bowl, out came a spider.... ****er had crawled down my throat!

I've since trained myself to breathe through my nose while asleep.......

Not sure whether I'd rather a spider crawled into my mouth or up my nose. At least you can spit it out of your mouth.

Aedus · 16 Mar 2014 at 23:59

FlamBango said:
you know spiders can see in the infra red range. So at night when your house / flat is colder they can see the warmth of your bed and will scuttle over for a snug night themselves. Nighty night, sleep well.

IronWarrior · 17 Mar 2014 at 04:15

xxalxx · 17 Mar 2014 at 05:11

Just leave these visitors to our house here ....

at least you haven't had a snake that decided to take up residence ..

Dugite said:
Envenomation
Its venom is potentially one of the most lethal in the world, causing coagulopathic and procoagulant effects. Dugites generally avoid biting humans, but risks of encounters rise when they are most active during the mating season through October and November.
The last death attributed to a dugite was in 1993 after an elderly woman died in Spearwood, Perth.
In January 2011, a seven year old Perth boy was bitten and temporarily paralyzed after a Dugite entered his bedroom and wrapped itself around his arm while he slept. After seeking medical attention quickly, he made a full recovery.

Efour · 17 Mar 2014 at 05:19

rape spider

spoffle · 17 Mar 2014 at 05:37

jh30uk said:
Assumed they would be same as the ones your mom gave me.

What's a mom?

Cosimo · 17 Mar 2014 at 07:56

Redz said:
It's Dave.

It's looks like Fred. He's a harmless chap.