What the hell is this?

How ironic - I was stung by a wasp last night (on the top of my foot), no word of a lie.

I hadn't noticed until I got to the kitchen and thought to myself, what's that sharp stinging sensation - lo and behold, a wasp sting!
 
When I was about 12 I was messing about with a wasps nest in Longton Park.
I banged it several times with a big stick and then me and my 2 mates ran as fast as we could.
We stopped thinking we'd got away when they dived on us and my mates got stung twice and I got stung 12 times.
We made our way to the Parkies hut and he called an ambulance and my parents.
After the ambulance crew had finished with me and gone, my mum then hit me for messing about.
 
When I was about 12 I was messing about with a wasps nest in Longton Park.
I banged it several times with a big stick and then me and my 2 mates ran as fast as we could.
We stopped thinking we'd got away when they dived on us and my mates got stung twice and I got stung 12 times.
We made our way to the Parkies hut and he called an ambulance and my parents.
After the ambulance crew had finished with me and gone, my mum then hit me for messing about.

Maybe the wasps dad had a word with your mother and told her that you had been picking on its son? :p
 
When I was about 12 I was messing about with a wasps nest in Longton Park.
I banged it several times with a big stick and then me and my 2 mates ran as fast as we could.
We stopped thinking we'd got away when they dived on us and my mates got stung twice and I got stung 12 times.
We made our way to the Parkies hut and he called an ambulance and my parents.
After the ambulance crew had finished with me and gone, my mum then hit me for messing about.

When I was 12 (or there abouts) I was playing football with my mates in the park, I kicked the ball into some trees and because I was in a bad mood and behaving like a total spoilt brat I refused to go and get it. Eventually one of my mates went to get it, disturbed a wasps nest and got stung many times - we took him to a nearby mates house where the mates gran bent him over the dining room table and put bicarbonate of soda on his bare arse. I feel guilty about that to this day.
 
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