What to do to keep spiders at bay... ?

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Definitely conkers, my sister put conkers in her room and not 1 spider has been there since. My room on the other hand is full of spiders. We co-exist peacefully. Me and the spiders have an understanding. Plus they keep flies away, its a win win.
 
get rid of spiders, well you will need

a bird
a cat
a dog
a lion
a elephant
a mouse

now once you have the approperate animals, nuke the hole area from orbit
 
the misses likes doing the conkers thing, I didnt realise at first and was not impressed that someone kept putting conkers in the corners of the room so I kept throwing them out... then she told me and I'm still throwing them out :D

Stelly
 
They hate fire so set youself and the area you wish the spider to vacate on fire

Note: This may result in death however you can be sure it won't be caused by spiders, snakes or ninjas unless said assailants are also on fire.

TBH Leave them be they provide a useful service to society and lets be truesly honest here they really aren't all that big, scarey or dangerous in this country so man up!
 
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Whats wrong with spiders! I got brought up not to kill them, so we have a few roaming around. We used to have a huge one that would run across the front room and we named it Fred.

Not that the mrs would agree.. :D
 
I've heard there's an old lady who eats spiders (and more), you could get her round.

Ahh wait... i think she died.
 
Deception said:
Whats wrong with spiders! I got brought up not to kill them, so we have a few roaming around. We used to have a huge one that would run across the front room and we named it Fred.
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I leave them be. Haven't got around to naming one yet. :D
 
Find where they get in, and sort it out.

For example, I have some mosquito net stuff velcro'd over my little window when its open.
 
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