What to do with 100 sparklers

[geekman]

I've ended up with 100 sparklers I don't really need. Other than using them for their intended purpose, is there anything I can do with them that'll be a bit more exciting? So far the only idea is to put them all in a massive pile and set light to them, but I'm wondering if there's anything else I can try.

Needless to say, this will be attempted under the influence of alcohol so the more fiery/explosive the better!

 

[Bassmansam]

Can i have one?

 

[geekman]

Can i have one?

I'm not allowed to post them sadly, or else I'd be organising an OCUK sparkler giveaway

 

[bitslice]

Thermite charge





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[Reaper 392]

bundle them all together and light them all at once

 

[Caseh]

Stick them all up your bumb handle-side first and light them all at once.

 

[One]

Is it illegal to make thermite?

We used to make it in chemistry after our teacher foolishly taught us how simple it was. Burnt a lot of holes in the floor whenever he left the room LOOOL

 

[Malt_Vinegar]

Whatever you do, video it!


Oh, and don't kill or maim yourself in the process...

 

[kwerk]

bundle them all together and light them all at once

Yeah don't do that. Very dangerous, they can explode if contained.

 

[NVP]

You could try line up some sort of domino sparkler picture in the dark with a camera.... But if it's possible then I say thermite

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Stick them up your butt and pretend to be a firework.

 

[4T5]

Make a runway with them, When a jet lands Jack it & fly about shooting anything that moves.

 

[NVP]

Or that.

 

[Malt_Vinegar]

Not sure how much pretending he would have to do with 100 lit sparklers up his butt..

 

[this_is_gav]

Lots of sparklers lit together is just going to make lots of sparks in a small area, surely? It'll just be a mass of light.

Best light them in your local metro transportation solution. For best effect, ignition should take place next to the face of a drunk and racist woman. Ensure someone is videoing this, as she will vocally appreciate the beauty of such a dazzling and enchanting sight.

 

[Woden]

You light the ends and wave them around a bit.

 

[rhysduck]

Make a line/string of sparklers that "connect" to each other and spell out something, light the first one and wait............ a long time

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Stick them up your butt and pretend to be Katy Perry.

 

[mattyjim123]

How about, tie them all together, and to a long piece of string, light them, and swing them around your head?.. In the living room?

 

[Aedus]

Stick them in some polystyrene in a box type shape and light one corner, record it too.