What to do with 100 sparklers

[Redz]

Stick them up your bum and pretend to be a porcupine.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Stick them up your butt and remote log in to your 14 year old nephew masturbating.

 

[HecFam]

Hire 99 Midgets to follow you around, with yourself, and the other midgets all holding sparklers.

Then order them to fight to the death for your entertainment.

 

[randomshenans]

Jam them in to as many electrical devices around the house as you can.

 

[MaxP779]

Stick them up your butt and remote log in to your 14 year old nephew masturbating.

lmao

 

[Mat]

Scrape all the burny stuff off them, pack it really tightly into some container, drop that container into a large tub of paint (with a fuse sticking out), light it, run away.

 

[geekman]

Some fantastic ideas there, thanks. Whatever I end up doing I'll film it and post it up (although I won't be sticking them up my arse, sorry everyone)

 

[waso_dude]

This.

i'm actually doing this tonight with 100 and then poss 200. Price depending

 

[Cosimo]

This.

 

[BlackCoat2k10]

Sparkler train around the garden? set it up so as one finishes the next one starts.. sit in the middle of it all with a cuppa and enjoy the aroma!

 

[geekman]

Right, we have decided to microwave them

Shall be doing it on November 16th so will update the thread with a video then.

 

[manic111]

Play fiery pick-up sticks.

 

[No1newts]

Thermite charge





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