what to kill! crab or lobster

Farore · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:05

CRAB BATTLE....IT BROKE MY KNIFE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A

mcast123 · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:09

I welcome our crustacean overlords, "human tastes like chicken"

wez130 · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:21

lobster, cooked in a court bouillion.

JBuk · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:21

me227 said:
Can't you massage a lobster to paralyse it?

Yes

Massage it with a big hammer

bakes0310 · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:24

How do you get to the stage of massaging a lobster, wouldnt you have to buy it dinner first?

Raikiri · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:26

bakes0310 said:
How do you get to the stage of massaging a lobster, wouldnt you have to buy it dinner first?

No, lobsters are notorious for being slags.

bakes0310 · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:37

Raikiri said:
No, lobsters are notorious for being slags.

I thought that was just sheep?

Raikiri · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:41

A myth perpepuated by the Welsh.

SkeeterUK · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:42

both disgusting as food imo

Hmm since its gona die anyhow id love to try microwaving it haha.

Lol someone actually done this. Shame the quality isnt good and the microwave filter screen isnt clear.

Tefal · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:42

bakes0310 said:
I thought that was just sheep?

A sheep takes many months of wooing before she'll even let you touch her.

Fortunately there's not much else to do in Wales

Chimerical · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:43

Tefal said:
A sheep takes many months of wooing before she'll even let you touch her.

Fortunately there's not much else to do in Wales

You admit to raping sheep?

Fenris · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:49

Buy one of each, name them and document their short lives before taking them in hand and bashing them to death off the side of a cupboard.

Or possible off of each other?

bakes0310 · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:51

Fenris said:
Buy one of each, name them and document their short lives before taking them in hand and bashing them to death off the side of a cupboard.

Or possible off of each other?

poor sheep, ill give it ago but i thought there would be more humane ways.

Tefal · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:52

Chimerical said:
You admit to raping sheep?

It's not rape :mad:

We love each other

bakes0310 · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:55

Tefal said:
It's not rape

We love each other

ignore him, he will never understand ones bond with his fellow farm animal.

Fenris · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:55

bakes0310 said:
poor sheep, ill give it ago but i thought there would be more humane ways.

Well their are, but wheres the fun in that?

You could put them in cold water in the freezer, OR you could strap them to fireworks and eat what ever lands.

roysters · 16 Jul 2009 at 22:58

LOL, you guys are cracking me up! I think i might opt for the crab BUT I so wana try putting the lobster to sleep!

like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAmwxSPcGck

Then giving it a ninja strike!

JBuk · 16 Jul 2009 at 23:01

Tefal said:
It's not rape

We love each other

I'm afraid she's not the sheep you think she is, I saw her at the weekend offering herself to any passerby

Tefal · 16 Jul 2009 at 23:05

DARLINEE!!!!! How could you

SkeeterUK · 16 Jul 2009 at 23:08

OMG ppl eat a lobster while still alive, gross.