What was there before the BIG BANG?

[Modular]

so the Doppler effect has kinda proved the universe is expanding like a baloon - which is great, but rewind about a trillion years until it was the size of a pin head, and then a few more years..... there would be nothing...... no elements....no light....no darkness..... no time............nothing........literally nothing.............. it does not compute.

but then how could there be nothing? because even an absence of something is.....well something.

anyone got a spin on this?

 

[Raymond Lin]

Fart.

 

[doofer]

42.

 

[DJMK4]

A Massive atom, init

 

[yhack]

Everything was in a black hole. Then it exploded. Maybe.

 

[Vore]

A singularity.

 

[Mason-]

I thought that although its expanding it reaches a point where it will stop expanding and then start contracting, back into a point where all the mass in the universe goes into one minuscule volume and then boom Big Band v2 and then expand, contract Big Bang v3 etc etc etc.

I may be wrong but that's what I always thought, although I'm not a physicist and everything I just said could be false.

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

Cosmic foreplay

 

[Broadie]

Dunno, but after the Big Bang it is customary to light a cigarette

 

[Castiel]

I wouldn't worry about it frankly.

Existence only "exists" within the Universe.

 

[Andelusion]

I like the theory that the Universe has been expanding and contracting ('the big crunch') forever

 

[meghatronic]

It's silly to consider the concept of time existing prior to the big bang. In fact, it didn't.

 

[Castiel]

I like the theory that the Universe has been expanding and contracting ('the big crunch') forever

God's heartheat...?

 

[TheCenturion]

Apparently everything was concentrated into the size the of a full stop. So that's what there was... a full stop

 

[Andelusion]

God's heartheat...?

no lol

 

[RomanNose]

I don't know innit bro, but I don't know what they are expanding into either.
That is why they gotta that big circle things with magnets innit.

 

[Modular]

I thought that although its expanding it reaches a point where it will stop expanding and then start contracting, back into a point where all the mass in the universe goes into one minuscule volume and then boom Big Band v2 and then expand, contract Big Bang v3 etc etc etc.

I may be wrong but that's what I always thought, although I'm not a physicist and everything I just said could be false.

thanks Mason- makes a change to get a decent reply, im fed up with all these doofus's just replying to get a quick post in -

it facinates me i tell thee - we really are microscopic organisms infecting a tiny miniscule rock floating through this universe. we think were so important

 

[Castiel]

no lol

 

[tibbsey]

anyone got a spin on this?

Yes but I'm keeping it under my hat so that snake Hawking doesn't steal another one of my theories.

 

[Mason-]

thanks Mason- makes a change to get a decent reply, im fed up with all these doofus's just replying to get a quick post in -

it facinates me i tell thee - we really are microscopic organisms infecting a tiny miniscule rock floating through this universe. we think were so important

Yep and that's why I have depressing thoughts of:

What's the point in life, sure you can go about, do things but after you die you are no more, and the only way you live on is through offspring and through stories photos and memories. But then when the sun explodes and Earth is destroyed and all these things are gone, and there is nothing.

So what's the ****ing point of anything.


****.

These are thoughts I have mainly when I have my eyes closed whilst trying to go to sleep.