What words / phrases don't you like?

[Hawk Tuah]

"It'll do someone a turn".

Generally accompanying a Facebook marketplace advert for something that's fit for the tip.

 

[413x]

 

[Kelt]

When commentators (looking at you, roller-coaster lips) say "listen", when starting a comment.

Ignorant ****.

 

[fez]

Anyone who talks about "putting some respect on X's name".

 

[throwaway4372]

Sweetbread

 

[gingergundog]

"Bi-annual"

As in "...at the bi-annual meeting with the regulators"

Is it twice a year, or every two years? If it's not clear, don't bloody say it!

Mount up!

 

[gingergundog]

..

 

[caff]

"... and all that good stuff".

Frequently said at the end of project management meetings by idiots who are talking about the benefits of a project, but then go on to contribute nothing of any value because they're idiots.

 

[Hussman]

"Vine grown tomatoes" - all tomatoes grow on a vine

 

[throwaway4372]

"free range"
no they aren't.

 

[potatolord]

"Lived experience"

I heard that one a few times this morning.

 

[cheesefest]

Cuppa

 

[Nutty667]

"I could care less"

 

[Junglist]

'Once in a lifetime event'

I've had enough of a 'once in a lifetime events'

 

[uber soldat]

"Just stop oil" , I hear as "please punch me repeatedly in the face" whenever I do hear it.

 

[meths]

"Please stop following me" and "I'll call the police".

Grow up!

 

[cheesefest]

"ooh its busy"

Says elderly couple who are too stubborn to change their shopping habits by continuing to shop on Saturday mornings.

 

[mrk]

Nothing really, words can never hurt.

However, apostrophe abuse is unacceptable and must be quizzed at every opportunity. I'm looking at you, garages that serve MOT's.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Nothing really, words can never hurt.

However, apostrophe abuse is unacceptable and must be quizzed at every opportunity. I'm looking at your, garages that serve MOT's.

I doubt you are.

 

[mrk]

I noticed it at the last minute, get off my case!