Ok you would die a pointless death. But stockpiling Petrol or diesel doesnt help because even with the best techniques avalible for storage it is useless after 2 years. It begins to degrade after just 30 days.
All those benefits are more easily avaliable at any farm.
You really should do some research into the amount of maintenance required on a regular basis for the UK road network etc.
You realise this isn't gonna happen. You're getting your knickers in knot over something that's not going to happen. This thread was just a bit of fun and you're picking it apart like it's the most serious thing in the world!