what would you do ?

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This happened to me tonight and Im just intrigued to what yourselves would do :confused:

So tonight me and my mate was in the car park of a local KFC , its not just kfc but shares a few stores etc ... and we were just watching the boy racers as they do their usual hand brake turns and well show of their cars.....


then some IMO a total idiot starts revving his car behind this guy on a bike (bicycle) and letting him get ahead, then charging up braking and kept on doing it for about; At a guess 200 metres.... the guy on the bike obviously shouts at him (the guy in the car) so the guy in the car pops his head out you ****** this you ***** that, the usual rants and then starts asking does he want a fight.... he then jumps out of the car with a police extendible baton (or imitiation you know what I mean - not saying hes from or is police to be clear) and .... releases it (extends it) and starts shouting abuse ....

So what would you do at this point ?

he later then gets in the car and does more hand brake turns and drives off ...

Fully star out swear words

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In a perfect world I'd love to say "take out an AK-47 and fill the throbber and his match box motor full of bullets"

But I agree with AcidHell2, Call the plod and take the reg
 
Walk away and do what acidhell said. You come out unscathed and there is a chance that this guy has had other such complaints and the police may actually do something about it. Otherwise they'll probably sweep it under the carpet, but at least you've put 1 complaint in against the guy.
 
sunnysingh said:
I would have stuck a banana up his exhaust when he got out of the car, that will teach him
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Obvoiusly I would have done the following:
1. Run over, do a spinning back kick onto his hand, knocking the baton flying.
2. Proceed to launch hundreds of roundhouse kicks to his face and chest
3. As he flys backward through the air toward the ground, jump 12 feet in the air and come down on top of his face with a Tony Jaa style elbow
4. Slowly get up off his bruised and bloody body, spit on the corpse, and then walk away calmly.

..probably
 
If he did decide to attack the biker, i probarbly would have ran towards him, backed by a loud Zulu chant jus to freak him out, and then do a takedown, then call 999 and Reg.
 
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ArchangeL1979 said:
Walk away and do what acidhell said. You come out unscathed and there is a chance that this guy has had other such complaints and the police may actually do something about it. Otherwise they'll probably sweep it under the carpet, but at least you've put 1 complaint in against the guy.
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He's threatning someone with two weapons police will be all over it and they would be charged.
 
I would have thrown the bike at him and beat seven bells out of him with his own baton, before shoving it so far up his rectum that he could use it as a radio antenna.


or just smiled at him and sat on his bonnet. Depends whether I'm feeling belligerent or not.
 
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