What would you do?

PMKeates

PMKeates

PMKeates

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Imagine the scene...

It's 8:30 PM and you are arriving home from work, after leaving 14.5 hours earlier. You've had an OK day - not the worst, but also not the best. You're hungry. You have new neighbours, who moved in to the adjacent council-owned house yesterday.

You drive around the corner on the approach to your house, and
  • There is a 20ft caravan dumped, unhitched, unlit, in the road.
  • There is a LWB van parked on a grassy area that is not for parking on.
What would you do?
 
Beat them at their own game, sleep in their caravan and ** No disguised swearing ** the bed before you leave.

mods, ** No disguised swearing ** is not a disguised word, it is in every major dictionary.
13 pages in search results here for ** No disguised swearing ** so please explain the parity.

** Don't post it again **
 
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lol Tilbury. :D

I had some kids try to nick the hub-caps off a car I was driving while it was still moving there.
 
At their council house's letterbox: Pull down your pants, m'kay, hover your buttcheeks over the letterbox, and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog, m'kay.

At their 20ft caravan: Go up to the nice clean, unsuspectin' letterbox, m'kay, drop your pants, then, turnin' around, m'kay, maybe pullin' your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then layin' out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.

At their LWB van: How nice to feel, likewise to above, came to the LWB van, m'kay, pull down your pants and squeeze a big mud monkey right up that exhaust pipe. M'kay. Oh you think that's funny, huh?! Yeah, that's real funny!
 
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