What would you do?

adam98150 · 19 Nov 2014 at 22:48

Malevolence said:
Magnesium ribbon does the trick.

You watch too much Breaking Bad.

McBain · 19 Nov 2014 at 22:50

Start securing my roof tiles, it's only a matter of time until the Gypos are all over them.

Nix · 19 Nov 2014 at 22:53

Radec said:
"furiously"?

I believe the technical term is 'pebble-dash'.

Whitewater · 19 Nov 2014 at 22:56

Politely decline their offer to clean your gutter.

Ayahuasca · 19 Nov 2014 at 23:51

Hand them a copy of snatch

jsmoke · 19 Nov 2014 at 23:55

Mr Badger · 19 Nov 2014 at 23:56

Present them with a "Welcome New Neighbour" biscuit tin containing a Queen Wasp/False Widow assortment to ensure a speedy resolution to your issues.

areksnumbr1sxylady · 20 Nov 2014 at 00:00

brendy said:
Beat them at their own game, sleep in their caravan and ** No disguised swearing ** the bed before you leave.

mods, ** No disguised swearing ** is not a disguised word, it is in every major dictionary.
13 pages in search results here for ** No disguised swearing ** so please explain the parity.

** Don't post it again **

Hillarious

brendy · 20 Nov 2014 at 00:28

areksnumbr1sxylady said:
Hillarious

I thought it was funnier in its original form

Mynight · 20 Nov 2014 at 00:32

What was the word?

Some quality neighbours for the OP. Set the tone and lodge a complaint with the council?

Jambo · 20 Nov 2014 at 01:05

I would simply ask myself what would Brian Boitano do?!

jh30uk · 20 Nov 2014 at 01:10

Sound like Gypsies/Tinkers (think you call them Pikie's), got the right vehicles.

If your area was nice now is the start of the decline and its all over the country mate.

cainer · 20 Nov 2014 at 01:16

dress up as an old lady, go over and try to sell them some lucky heather
that'l learn em

Curio · 20 Nov 2014 at 04:58

PMKeates said:
What would you do?

You mean after I had put the house up for sale, researched new places to live, installed bars on the windows, bought a big dog, hired a private security firm, and started praying?

Well, I'd probably have a nice cup of tea. If the kettle was still there, of course.

Efour · 20 Nov 2014 at 05:09

Petrol all over it, light it up. Manically laughing.

Richie · 20 Nov 2014 at 07:04

no one else saying "Pics needed!" ?

craptakular · 20 Nov 2014 at 07:09

embrace the cultures around you

Freefaller · 20 Nov 2014 at 07:15

Decide that enough is enough and move my caravan out of the way using my LWB van

pitchfork · 20 Nov 2014 at 09:37

Tell them to move their pikeymobile, don't care about the van.

russell664 · 20 Nov 2014 at 09:41

Set a queen wasp on them.

But seriously, tell them to move it.